Despicable Liberal Man-Child Hocks a Loogie Into Cops Coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts
August 5, 20200
All across this great nation, police officers, whose job it is to keep the peace, are getting way more than they bargained for when they selected their career path. Liberals have turned against them with their foolish cries of defunding.
Half-witted leftists are doing everything within their power to make life miserable for America’s men and women in blue. In their most vicious acts, they’ve been seen lobbing Molotov cocktails and shooting fireworks at them, as well as throwing bricks, stones, or any type missal they can conveniently locate.
Even when taking a break from their beat the utmost of caution must be employed. Very recently a cop found what was assumed to be tampon in his coffee. It actually was not a tampon, but nonetheless, it was a stupid act on behalf of a stupid employee.
Expecting it to be a safe haven from these grotesque acts, a cop in Chicago stopped in at a Dunkin’ Donuts for a nice hot cup of refreshing coffee to take a load off for a few.
Fortunately, the coffee was extremely hot so the officer removed the plastic lid to let it cool off for a minute or so. But something wasn’t quite right with what he saw.
The coffee had some sort of a filmy looking substance floating on top. Upon further investigation, the substance turned out to be mucus. One of the employees in the place took it upon himself to work up a huge loogie, which he then spit into the coffee cup.
The employee responsible for the foul act was a 25-year-old by the name of Vincent J. Sessler. As one might expect, Sessler was immediately arrested and handcuffed, he did not pass go, and he did not receive $100.
Illinois State Police (ISP) District Chicago Troopers charged the infantile imbecile with Disorderly Conduct, Reckless Conduct, and Battery to a Peace Officer. It’s probably very safe to assume that Sessler was not treated kindly.
Poster Comment:
Gus not only broke his nose he knocked the guy out. ;)