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(s)Elections See other (s)Elections Articles Title: The Kamala Harris Body Double and Other 2020 Trunalimunumaprzure The Kamala Harris Body Double and Other 2020 Trunalimunumaprzure The media has been so busy trying to keep the rails from flying completely off of the Biden-Harris campaign this year that they didn’t even bother trying to come up with an October Surprise to try to take Trump out. It probably doesn’t help that every day for the past five years has been an attempted October Surprise. From Russian collusion to Mexican rapists to the very fine KKK members in Charlottesville to thoughtful probes of Jacob Trump’s Lego creations to “two scoops of ice cream,” it’s been a never-ending parade of lies from the dishonest media. With that in mind, let’s take a look at just how bad the Biden- Harris campaign is in its final day, so that when the media attempts to do its post-election analysis of why Trump won so bigly tomorrow, we won’t have to wonder. First, we have several new words in the English lexicon thanks to Joe Biden’s brain fizzing out in live appearances. After announcing that Joe was going to stay in the basement for the final nine days before the election, someone panicked and realized that Joe needs to get out more to prevent a 48-state landslide. Joe’s been making daily appearances, but without his normal rest schedule, which has turned him into a hot mess. Joe Biden is going to bring real “trunalimunumaprzure” to China. Take that, China! This was an epic speech from Joe Biden, by the way. The media was so busy covering up the fact that Hunter Biden’s laptop had money laundering, child porn and classified documents on it that they couldn’t be bothered to share this amazing Joe Biden speech with everyone. Thanks to this speech, we now know that Joe Biden supports “free cunity college” for everyone! We also know that families are struggling to make their “worg mortgage payments” and that “He who is who he is! That’s why it is what it is!” Here is an amazing string of gaffes that you may not have seen yet and keep in mind – this all happened in ONE SPEECH: To try to put up the appearance that Joe Biden can draw a crowd as well, Barack Obama has suddenly started campaigning with him. On the same weekend when President Trump was drawing crowds of 40,000 to 50,000 people in Arizona and Pennsylvania, Joe Biden and Barack Obama were drawing crowds of… tens. Just tens. Obama introduced Joe Biden at one rally and Biden didn’t come out on stage. “Joe Biden! Joe Biden,” Obama yelled several times before a staffer shoved the confused Biden in the direction of the stage. Obama’s microphone died at one point in his introduction. In that speech, Joe Biden assured America that he and Barack believe that people have a right to “badakathcare” – whatever that is. Probably a new medicine that cures trunalimunumaprzure. Meanwhile… a Kamala Harris body double showed up for an official campaign event in Palm Beach, Florida. No, seriously! You can’t make this stuff up! Laura Loomer was out campaigning for Congress in her district when the fake Kamala and her fake Secret Service detail showed up. The actress portraying Kamala Harris had a mask on. Loomer’s staff walked right up to the fake Kamala Harris at the event. (It’s not like they had to work their way through a crowd to get to her.) The Kamala lookalike-in-a-mask got really quiet when Loomer’s people announced, “That’s not Kamala Harris! It doesn’t even look like her!” That was just too hilarious. You can watch the video of that blunder at the bottom of this article. My favorite part is the two overweight people dressed up as “Kamala’s” fake “Secret Service” protectors. I’m pretty sure that not even the average Democrat voter is dim enough to fall for that one. The Gateway Pundit tracked down the actress’s Twitter account after the body double was discovered. Her identity hasn’t been released as of this writing, but she offered low pay and a sweet ride in a limo for actors to pretend to be her Secret Service detail. Looks like she found a couple of goofs to take her up on. Notice in the video how “Kamala Harris” suddenly doesn’t say anything out loud after Loomer’s campaign outs her as a phony. Which raises an interesting question: Where the heck is the real Kamala Harris in the final days before the campaign? We know that one of her staffers caught coronavirus about a week ago. Is Kamala Harris in hiding somewhere, gobbling hydroxychloroquine? Or has she already jumped ship after seeing the internal polling numbers? Anyway, don’t forget to vote a straight red ticket, including for Laura Loomer if you happen to live in her district. Pretty sure we don’t need to remind you who to vote for in the presidential race. And this is definitely NOT Kamala Harris: Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
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I can't imagine what kind of stupid, or how many packs of Kools, it would take to vote D today.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
My Uncle's wife never smoked a day in her life. But both of her parents were heavy smokers. She passed away from lung cancer a couple of years ago. She was exposed to that second hand smoke her whole young life when her lungs were not fully developed. :-/ "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
A Kamala Harris Double. Sweet Christmas that’s funny. Faking being 2 places at once. Here’s the kicker, someone would have figured it out so how is that these socialists think that their supposedly superior constituents would not know the difference? The best part about knowing that the socialists are going to be routed and I mean completely routed out of government, is when they launch their little ground war of protests. If you go to www.protect the results.com no spaces, you’ll see what protests they have planned for your area. All the protests are west of me thank fully. Should they move to Saint Paul, well I’m going to be just fine. That being said, I wish you all the best. I voted and went to the range today and am having a pretty amazing time overall. "Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
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