Are we talking about the same Texas that elected Ann Richards and George W. Bush?
Not in polite company, we're not !
Great answer Doug.
I have a story from a guy that was a Marine for 10 years. He was in Beirut when the barracks was bombed.
After he got out he joined the DEA. He told me some great stories about our fearless leaders and drugs.
The Bush brothers (Jeb and George) were captured on video tape in Miami picking up a kilo of coke. It must have been a big party. I bet that video was lost years ago.
Then they put a wiretap on the private phone line a the Governor's mansion in Little Rock when Bill Clinton was Governor. They got him on the line telling the party on the other end, "Yeah, go pick up another pound." of coke.
Bill Clinton has a perforated septum. A hole in his nose from doing too much good coke. I wonder if he can whistle Dixie thru that hole? ROTFLOL