You should see the crap I pull in public when someone starts coughing. I point my finger like Donald Sutherland in “The Invasion of The Body Snatchers” and screech COVID!!!!
Of course, I am the one without the mask and so everyone looks at me like I’m a prick. Then if I clear my throat or something I mutter “Covid” under my breath.
Stutterin’ Joe will use that whole, “WE GOTTA PROTECT US OLD PEOPLE MAN FROM THE THING, THE THING, YOU KNOW...”