Do like Robert Kraft, just rent a few scrub & tug sessions. Trust me, you and your wallet will fare much better.
You can thank me later.
The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable. ~ H. L. Mencken