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Title: Fire-Crotch? Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Scented Candle "Explodes", Sets UK Home Ablaze
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URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/f ... e-explodes-sets-uk-home-ablaze
Published: Jan 19, 2021
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2021-01-19 23:49:56 by Horse
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Views: 558
Comments: 8

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.”

Poster Comment:

Paltrow is Jewish.

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

Vagina Scented Candle

When I worked for Illinois State Highways, we had this Iranian foreman. One day he stuck his finger under my nose. It smelled like you know what.

I said to him, "You jagoff." LOL

He is dead a long time now. I knew a guy who went to his wake. He told me his two daughters were stone foxes. ;)

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-01-20   6:27:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: BTP Holdings (#1)

we had this Iranian foreman. One day he stuck his finger under my nose. It smelled like you know what.

Was it his left or right hand? I heard those people use one hand to wipe their butt and the other one to eat with. I cant remember which is which.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20 06:37:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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