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Title: Fire-Crotch? Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Scented Candle "Explodes", Sets UK Home Ablaze
Source: [None]
URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/f ... e-explodes-sets-uk-home-ablaze
Published: Jan 19, 2021
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2021-01-19 23:49:56 by Horse
Keywords: None
Views: 554
Comments: 8

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.”


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Paltrow is Jewish.

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

Vagina Scented Candle

When I worked for Illinois State Highways, we had this Iranian foreman. One day he stuck his finger under my nose. It smelled like you know what.

I said to him, "You jagoff." LOL

He is dead a long time now. I knew a guy who went to his wake. He told me his two daughters were stone foxes. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-01-20   6:27:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: BTP Holdings (#1)

we had this Iranian foreman. One day he stuck his finger under my nose. It smelled like you know what.

Was it his left or right hand? I heard those people use one hand to wipe their butt and the other one to eat with. I cant remember which is which.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20   6:37:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Mark Watney (#2)

Was it his left or right hand? I heard those people use one hand to wipe their butt and the other one to eat with. I cant remember which is which.

It may have been his right hand.

I am left handed. I get that from my Mom since she was a lefty. They forced her to be right handed in school. They only did that in Catholic schools.

Jack McGurn was Al Capone's body guard. At a Cub's game in Wrigley Field, something spooked him and he was reaching inside his jacket with his left hand. Jack didn't have a whole lot of schooling. LOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-01-20   7:03:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: BTP Holdings (#3)

Jack didn't have a whole lot of schooling.

I guess I didn't really have either, maybe the school of hard knox, LOL. Not that Knox.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20   7:10:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: BTP Holdings (#3)

You seem like a pretty stright stand up guy.

I got this job as a foreman on second shift to run a fab shop I think 3 guys were under me. First shift was twice the size of mine our output was measured in tons of steel.

My guys were noobs trying to make a reputation for themselves, I was the painter shit job on the crew. We turned more steel than those lazy want to be union bastards every night.

One night I came in to get my plans from the boss and he shut the door on his office. He told me that me and my crew were fired at the end of the week because we were making the first shift look bad and they were threatening to quit.

Pat was crying, I said fine, I didnt have anything to lose, the guys had enough experience under their belts by that time that they could've gotten jobs at any fabshop. It was a Hell of a ride for a few months.

My guys were shearing, forming and welding fools. I was shooting enough paint on those dust collector sections to cause Sherwin- Williams into a shortage. My guys never failed me.

That's the only time I even thought about collecting unemployment. I needed a month off after that ride.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20   7:37:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: BTP Holdings part 2 (#3)

Each section of those dust collecters was as big as a semi trailer but wider, definitely an oversize load.

there was four sections three semi trailers on top of the hopper section the tit. there was a lot of iron that held it up.

I got sucked into putting one of those bad boys into service in a sand cast foundry in Alliance Ohio. It was like working in the bowels of hell. We had to run about a half mile of blowpipe also. All the rafters of that place had thad dam sandcast dyst piled as high as it could go.

I've still got my hardhat but none of my chlose made it out alive. I think it was a couple week job.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20   7:56:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: BTP Holdings part3 (#3)

I think the joint was making those big hook looking things that join railcar together. I don't think there was any forging going on that I remember at least I don't remember having to wear hearing protection. It was a big place. I was in a section of it. ETA had a lot of stuff stolen though.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20   8:07:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: All (#7) (Edited)

Nothing as important as pussy candles anyway.

I was sure glad to get out of that hellhole as were the other dupes.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20   8:10:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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