Title: Fire-Crotch? Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Scented Candle "Explodes", Sets UK Home Ablaze Source:
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The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. Ive never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.
Was it his left or right hand? I heard those people use one hand to wipe their butt and the other one to eat with. I cant remember which is which.
It may have been his right hand.
I am left handed. I get that from my Mom since she was a lefty. They forced her to be right handed in school. They only did that in Catholic schools.
Jack McGurn was Al Capone's body guard. At a Cub's game in Wrigley Field, something spooked him and he was reaching inside his jacket with his left hand. Jack didn't have a whole lot of schooling. LOL
I got this job as a foreman on second shift to run a fab shop I think 3 guys were under me. First shift was twice the size of mine our output was measured in tons of steel.
My guys were noobs trying to make a reputation for themselves, I was the painter shit job on the crew. We turned more steel than those lazy want to be union bastards every night.
One night I came in to get my plans from the boss and he shut the door on his office. He told me that me and my crew were fired at the end of the week because we were making the first shift look bad and they were threatening to quit.
Pat was crying, I said fine, I didnt have anything to lose, the guys had enough experience under their belts by that time that they could've gotten jobs at any fabshop. It was a Hell of a ride for a few months.
My guys were shearing, forming and welding fools. I was shooting enough paint on those dust collector sections to cause Sherwin- Williams into a shortage. My guys never failed me.
That's the only time I even thought about collecting unemployment. I needed a month off after that ride.