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Title: Fire-Crotch? Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Scented Candle "Explodes", Sets UK Home Ablaze
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URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/f ... e-explodes-sets-uk-home-ablaze
Published: Jan 19, 2021
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2021-01-19 23:49:56 by Horse
Keywords: None
Views: 267
Comments: 8

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.”


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Paltrow is Jewish.

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

Vagina Scented Candle

When I worked for Illinois State Highways, we had this Iranian foreman. One day he stuck his finger under my nose. It smelled like you know what.

I said to him, "You jagoff." LOL

He is dead a long time now. I knew a guy who went to his wake. He told me his two daughters were stone foxes. ;)

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-01-20   6:27:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: BTP Holdings (#1)

we had this Iranian foreman. One day he stuck his finger under my nose. It smelled like you know what.

Was it his left or right hand? I heard those people use one hand to wipe their butt and the other one to eat with. I cant remember which is which.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20   6:37:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Mark Watney (#2)

Was it his left or right hand? I heard those people use one hand to wipe their butt and the other one to eat with. I cant remember which is which.

It may have been his right hand.

I am left handed. I get that from my Mom since she was a lefty. They forced her to be right handed in school. They only did that in Catholic schools.

Jack McGurn was Al Capone's body guard. At a Cub's game in Wrigley Field, something spooked him and he was reaching inside his jacket with his left hand. Jack didn't have a whole lot of schooling. LOL

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-01-20   7:03:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: BTP Holdings part3 (#3)

I think the joint was making those big hook looking things that join railcar together. I don't think there was any forging going on that I remember at least I don't remember having to wear hearing protection. It was a big place. I was in a section of it. ETA had a lot of stuff stolen though.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20   8:07:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#8. To: All (#7) (Edited)

Nothing as important as pussy candles anyway.

I was sure glad to get out of that hellhole as were the other dupes.

Mark Watney  posted on  2021-01-20 08:10:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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