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Title: More of Jo(k)e Bidet
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Published: Feb 1, 2021
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Post Date: 2021-02-01 22:40:05 by Lod
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Views: 417
Comments: 5

BIDEN finally breaks down and visits a remote northern reservation. With news crews following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the chief if there was anything they need.

"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it."

Biden whips out his phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"

"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive." Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"

The chief looks at him and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

HAAAAA! There's a scene like that in Educating Rita, but lacking the powerful anti-communist bite of this one ;)

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2021-02-02   4:04:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

Rita

When I lived in Illinois I knew two chicks named Rita. There was blond Rita and brunette Rita. Brunette Rita was Karate expert. LOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-02-02   8:16:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: BTP Holdings (#2)

The ppl you've known! Was the other one a meter maid, by chance?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9yRTKmVAHc

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2021-02-02   10:40:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: NeoconsNailed (#3)

Was the other one a meter maid, by chance?

I am not sure. She may have been a secretary. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-02-02   10:47:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: BTP Holdings (#4)

Were you ever a Beatles fan? Or did you resist the fad ;)

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2021-02-02   11:09:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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