Title: Psaki faces criticism after appearing to 'mock' Space Force at a press briefing Source:
Fox News URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWSOOW_iHn8 Published:Feb 3, 2021 Author:Fox News Post Date:2021-02-03 03:11:31 by Esso Keywords:None Views:357 Comments:10
Poster Comment:
I was going to eat and go to bed about eight hours ago but a bunch of dead guys invaded my hovel sporting old-timey steel pots and M-131 jeeps to fellas with the fancy $2,000 PASGT helmets and up-armored HMMWVs asking me why this happened. I don't have much of an appetite anymore.
I can't give them an answer that makes any sense to me. I don't think they're going to let me sleep until I can give myself them a reasonable answer.
Good thing Bidet fucked up my job too. Might have miles to go before I sleep. I thought that I made peace with those fellas years ago.
#1. To: Punk, Skillethead, Danny, and the rest of you guys, 4um (#0)(Edited)
Why'd you guys leave me alone to deal with this shit? I don't blame y'all, I'm just bitchin' as usual. Damn, we were fightin' the wrong guys all along, but deep down, we knew that all along too. Shit, y'all always bitched about me being a negative MFer.
Don't worry about me, I found myself a new digit-bender that's going to teach me how to code, whatever that is. He's in a foreign country in Central America, but he speaks pretty good English.
#2. To: Danny, NeoconsNailed, 4um, Skillethead (#1)(Edited)
I picked up a glimmer of intel about a potential threat. You might have to realign you DF antenna. Atypical coordinates. Will send in right ascension and declination. Assumed threat in the Oort Cloud. Ice worms or something. Freq. 1390 kHz, amplitude modulated.
Don't pound your galactic radio bench too hard.
Kurt, help Danny with the math, and if he get's too obsessed with ABBA, rub his temples until he settles down, you know the drill.