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Title: Headlines We Just Might Live to See
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URL Source: https://www.lewrockwell.com/2021/02 ... nes-we-just-might-live-to-see/
Published: Feb 23, 2021
Author: Laurence M. Vance
Post Date: 2021-02-23 10:42:59 by Ada
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Views: 724
Comments: 5

I never thought I would see the Southern Baptist Convention begin dropping the “Southern” part of its name. “We Are Great Commission Baptists,” says the official SBC website.

I also never thought that I would see the Washington Redskins change its name to the Washington Football Team. I remember the Redskins blocking a kick in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl in 1973 and scoring their only touchdown of the game before losing to the Miami Dolphins.

Here are some headlines that we might, in most cases unfortunately, just live to see—

The NAACP has changed its name to the NAAAA (National Association for the Advancement of African Americans).

Judge rules that beachgoers cannot be required to wear clothes, but can be required to wear face masks.

Birth gender no longer recorded on birth certificates.

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Libertarian Party beats Democrats in naming the first transgender presidential candidate.

Uber drivers now required to conduct temperature checks on all riders.

At the onset of puberty, children must now select a gender from official list of 50 genders.

All women’s sports officially ended; all sports teams now coed.

The last pair of men’s and women’s restrooms converted to unisex restrooms.

Judge rules that strip club must have workforce of 10 percent handicapped.

According to the latest amendment to the Civil Rights Act, all sports teams now required to have 50/50 mix of birth males and birth females.

Supreme Court rules that hormones, drugs, and/or surgery for gender reassignment must be covered by all health insurance plans with no deductible.

Judge rules that airline passengers don’t need to be vaccinated for Diphtheria, Hepatitis, Measles, Mumps, Polio, or Tetanus, but must receive the Covid-19 vaccine.

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Temperature checks by the TSA now required before passengers can board airplanes.

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All initial doctor’s visits now done through Zoom.

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Thousands of churches have now closed their doors and moved their services online.

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The last public pool in the United States has now been drained.

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The CDC recommends that all pregnant women stay at home for the duration of their pregnancy.

New businesses must prove that they are essential before being allowed to open.

All indoor movie theatres forced to close their doors or reopen as drive-ins theatres.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

The NAACP has changed its name to the NAAAA (National Association for the Advancement of African Americans).

I've speculated it would end with the word "People" making it "NAAAAP", which would be not altogether a flattering acryonim!

Pinguinite  posted on  2021-02-23   11:21:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Ada (#0)

I never thought that this country would go down the toilet so fast. VERY SAD

Darkwing  posted on  2021-02-23   12:01:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Pinguinite (#1)

"African American" excludes the Caribbeans, and Africans that now make up a sizeable portion of the black population.

Ada  posted on  2021-02-23   15:09:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Ada (#3)

"African American" excludes the Caribbeans, and Africans that now make up a sizeable portion of the black population.

Ah, but that's more than made up for by it including white South Africans of British descent.

Pinguinite  posted on  2021-02-23   15:44:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Pinguinite (#4)

Not many of them in the US population

Ada  posted on  2021-02-24   10:07:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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