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Title: Listverse: 10 Hilariously Childish Weapons We Used Against The Nazis
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URL Source: https://listverse.com/2013/11/05/10 ... edium=link&utm_campaign=direct
Published: Mar 23, 2021
Author: Hanton
Post Date: 2021-03-23 12:02:28 by NeoconsNailed
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Views: 658
Comments: 17

The Second World War was a period of darkness unmatched in human history, a titanic struggle against the forces of pure evil. Which is why it’s always a little surprising to realize that many of the Allies seemed to view the war less like a battle for the world’s future and more like they were Dennis the Menace and the Nazis were an army of Mr. Wilsons. Hence the use of such devastating weapons as…
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Shows the idiocy of war and the total imbecility of ameriKa's Nazi obsession, 1930s to present -- not to mention the undying puerility of the JewSA from way, way back. Is Hitler still a Satanic priest missing his left nut in the folklore?
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#1. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
Fidel Castro: The CIA's 7 Most Bizarre Assassination Attempts

They left out the time they tried to get a NYC waiter to go wee-wee on Castro's hamburger. Great thinkers, our CIA. :)
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 18:43:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: NeoconsNailed (#0) (Edited)
Exploding Seashells, Tuberculosis-Laced Diving Suits: 12 Bizarre Ways The CIA Tried To Kill Fidel Castro

ACME Corp must have made a fortune in government contracts.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 18:48:59 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Dakmar (#1)
Wotta page -- 634 attempts on his his life? Nowadays the feds concentrate that energy on destroying whiteness.
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 19:11:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: NeoconsNailed (#3)
634 attempts on his his life?

One from each State visited by Obama! :)
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 19:22:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
Weapons We Used Against The Nazis

By "We" the author no doubt means the USSA government and its homicidal Communist allies?
The article unsurprisingly uses "Nazis" a full dozen times, but "Germans" only once.
On 11 Dec 1941 the German Government declared that Germany "considers herself as being in a state of war with the United States of America." Anybody who refers to Germany as "the Nazis" should also refer to the United States of that period as "FDR's socialist jewish- bolshevik-communist-loving United States".

StraitGate posted on 2021-03-23 20:16:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Dakmar (#4)
By coincidence, the same number of real votes Bidet got!
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 20:19:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: StraitGate (#5)
Give it a break -- it's Listverse, where any non-hateful mention of Naughtzees is a miracle. Want to do some good where the battle's hottest and most violent? Sign up and comment there.
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 20:30:54 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: StraitGate, NeoconsNailed (#5)
Anybody who refers to Germany as "the Nazis" should also refer to the United States of that period as "FDR's socialist jewish- bolshevik-communist-loving United States"

I hereby declare myself a sovereign citizen of Montana. I pledge Allegience to Dental Floss!

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 20:40:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: NeoconsNailed, 4um (#3)
Nowadays the feds concentrate that energy on destroying whiteness.

And mobility. Let me know how your $70,000 battery car works for you after the $30,000 batteries with a 100 mile range, go bad and how you're going to charge them when the entire electric grid becomes a giant Buss fuse and melts down at 1800 hrs when everybody plugs them in when they get home from work on XX/XX/201X.
The windmills will stop faster than a 10 kW generator when you turn on a small air compressor. Been there, done that.
Ask me about how efficient the Ryobi RM480e 38" cut lawn tractor is. After 72.0 hrs it needs $1,000+ worth of new batteries (labor N/I). That's about $14/hr when a gas tractor would cost about $3. That was a freelance experiment/test, FWIW.
My big accomplishment that I'm allowed to talk about is a contract making a certain appliance company's breadmakers last and how to cut the bread uniformly after it's made (white bread, 1.5oz loaves only, 850' alt). After about a thousand or so loaves of bread for the first unit, and giving friends or anybody loaves of sliced bread who would accept them from a sketchy guy (me), I figured out how to fix the durability problem for about $0.05/unit. I got a (freebie) sample pack of bread wrappers from some plastics company in OH to put the stuff in.
Made a lot of friends. Shoot, I've still got prototype #2 in my kitchen. I'll sell it for 2.5 million or 20 bux, whatever you've got. The company figured out that folks who buy those doodads throw them away after taking up too much room on their counter, I told them that from the git.
Nobody ever listens to me. New ideas and delusions are separated by a hairline. Regardless, I'm late for my gender reassignment surgery. I'm going to become a 4 year old girl. This old white guy shit sucks.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-03-23 20:42:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Esso (#9)
An electric car has a life expectancy of what, 50,000 miles before the batteries have to be replaced at a cost exceeding the value of the vehicle? Off to the crusher, unless the owner is a collector and really likes his/her glorious piece of crap Chevy Volt. Shit yes, crushing cars after 50K miles is much more eco-friendly than building an ICE car that lasts 400K miles.
And Obama cares about you. :)
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 20:49:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Dakmar, 4um (#10)
Obama cares about you.

Ever wonder why most cars have range of no longer than 400mi? Some of it has to do with weight, but not that much.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-03-23 20:54:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Esso (#11)
1973 Opel Kadett could get about 40mpg, but loaded with 30 gallons of gas would make handling a bit precarious.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 20:59:51 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Esso (#9)
But of course now you're talking about follies the sheeple come up with and lean on govt ot get with. When all the ugly truth about our govt bodies is exposed, there's the idiotic, deranged, criminal, fatuous aspects of "we the people" to deal with -- including their moronic use of that fraze regardless of syntax :-s
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 21:12:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: Dakmar (#12)
With the gas tank under the trunk, no doubt. My '96 S-10 (Iron Duke, OBD2) had a range of 1,000+ with a midship 50gal aux tank (plastic marine unit) plus the 20gal built in thingy.
I did have Fort Wayne Spring Service put a new leaf in the rear, the original springs were shit. My '93 Sonoma has been loaded to about a ton, it was really hunkered down and unsafe, but it made it the four miles I needed it to.
Overheated like a bitch, turned out to be a failed sensor. The fucker's OBD 1. I can't read that temporary nonsense. I doubt if my buddy Chip can.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-03-23 21:25:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: Esso (#14)
Here you go, the first hybrid. 25mpg, 30 in town, capable of 160mph:

1946 Beechcraft Plainsman Concept Car
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-03-23 21:39:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: Dakmar (#8)
Haha, his absurdism held together rather well sometimes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=05qZvzW3m_A
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-23 22:50:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: Esso (#9)
LOL! Don't forget to make that "4-year old negress-hispanoid-jewish invader/refugee mix".
The rest of that's quite impressive. No surprise home bread slicers didn't take off or that the company refused to heed your warning. Electric cars are a nightmare from which we can't seem to wake up -- why can't they just go away? Such a STUPID MORONIC IDIOTIC KNUCKLEHEADED fad. Worse than pet rocks!
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-03-25 9:20:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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