Wondering if eBay or Amazon sells pink pussy lids...
I had an old gal who crochets knit me one. Its really simple, it looks like a square pouch. When you open it to put it on the top corners kind of kink out like ears. I suppose you could simulate it with a ziplock bag.
I did it as a lark, but I suppose you could use it as a get out of jail free card. I had a friend visit last Friday night, he about busted a gut when I put it on.
I should send you a full, and I do mean full, red fox stole I grabbed at an estate years ago. For some reason, Mrs. L never really appreciated it, and I just don't go formal any longer...