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Title: Concealed Handgun Training Ad in Texas
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Published: Apr 5, 2021
Author: Keller's Riverside Gun Store
Post Date: 2021-04-05 22:14:14 by Lod
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Views: 257
Comments: 23

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

HaHaHa!!! That's great - I hope that ad made libtards heads explode.

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

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X-15  posted on  2021-04-05   23:16:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#0)

Damn... only in Texas...

"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2021-04-06   0:19:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod (#0)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   6:48:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Lod (#0)

This AW is not only two faced but very hateful.

Darkwing  posted on  2021-04-06   7:13:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#2)

Exactly the reason that you'd be a perfect fit, somewhere down here.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   9:59:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#3)

If the teleprompter is moved any further, doofus will need binoculars.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   10:01:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lod, 4um (#6)

I finally managed to get enough docs together to renew my license today. What an Affirmative Action clusterfuck that was. When I got to the BMV in New Haven about 5 minutes before they opened, the line was already about 300' long. It's probably a good thing Shawneequa didn't give me too hard of a time, I've had a pretty good head of steam worked up about the new identity requirements. www.RealID.in.gov

Anyway, I put a couple of friends on notice to make bail if I didn't call them back by noon. Face diapers mandatory in all state buildings now. What a fucking joke. By Gov mandate Apr 2021.

Esso bein' Esso since 1979 (BC) with a SS card dated Mar 2021. A couple of buddies that came to visit last Friday, sure want to know who I was before 1979. Hell, I don't even remember.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   10:21:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#7)

Permission to carry or to drive? or go to the bathroom?

Maybe having to mask-up was a beneficial thing today...

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   10:53:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Lod (#8)

Permission to carry or to drive? or go to the bathroom?

Drive, fly, buy cars, bank, enter .gov buildings, etc.

I'm sure there's plenty more to come. Trying to get what they wanted together took over a month. I don't bother with a carry permit anymore. Something about a 2nd something-or-other covers that.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   11:09:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#9)

Something about a 2nd something-or-other covers that.

I've never wanted anything other than that.

About three years after driving without benefit of a DL, my online truck registration rolled in, and after completing all that there was a "Would you like to re-new your DL?

So I did, way too easy, for a change.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   12:44:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Lod (#10)

About three years after driving without benefit of a DL, my online truck registration rolled in, and after completing all that there was a "Would you like to re-new your DL?

So I did, way too easy, for a change.

That's the way mine worked last time. What better time to rescind that than during this "world shattering pandemic?" God knows that I wanted to stand in a football field long line at 08:30 this morn.

Upon some quiet reflection when I got home, I think that I can understand the left's objection to voter ID laws now. I found it quite challenging to supply the "new" required documentation to comply with the "RealID Act." Fortunately I didn't have to come up with my former death certificates in '79, '83, '13. That might've been tough, but I was asked a lot of questions designed to entrap me. I guess I passed, no jail today. My lawyer isn't going to be happy about that. I hear he's strugglin'. Regardless, I now understand that ID is a product of "white supremacy" and all forms of ID should be abolished for every "person of color."

Anyhoo, SSA managed to come through with one business day to spare with my honest-to-byGod SS card. A rather unimpressive device. Thank Pam for not letting me down!

I'm good 'til the end of the line if my Rastafarian mailman keeps it together enough to get my license in my mailbox. Otherwise, 06Mar2021 is the end of the line. Like I care.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   14:07:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Lod (#10) (Edited)

Jesus Loddy, you oughtta see the new picture on my temporary paper license. My God, I'm as grizzled up as Sgt. Barnes (bad guy) in the movie "Platoon." No wonder why everybody (especially cops) is so afraid of me. I can probably use that to my advantage locally if I set my mind to it, if I cared.

Hell, I belong on a Portland or Seattle most wanted poster. The mirrors in my house must be defective or I'm a vampire.

(Edit) My eyes are OK according to the state and Notaqueef. Must be the old mirrors in the storage unit I live in.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   15:14:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#12)

You upgraded to living in a storage unit? Congratulations. You might consider renting the next-door unit also; you could cut a walk-thru hole in the wall between them and make a suite. That would effectively be a security upgrade, too; when they come to get you they wouldn't know which door to bash in.

But what address would you put on your new govRealID-compliant driver's lisence? -- Unit 133 or Unit 134? If you give 'em the wrong address it's probably 5 years in the gulag.

StraitGate  posted on  2021-04-06   18:54:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: StraitGate, 4um (#13)

You upgraded to living in a storage unit?

Well, not exactly. I'm still in the joint I built in the late 70s or so. I lost my handicap accessible joint after the last time I died. I'm doin' OK, my lawn guy is gettin' 1oz silver bullion/hr. My cost is $9, his return is ~$35. We're both doing pretty good.

Ya can't march out doorstops of metals. All mine is is one oz whacks. None says United States of America. I'd rather stand opposed to the Mounties if they ever get done enforcing diversity. The USA fuckers have me outgunned.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   19:35:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Esso (#12)

No. We somehow cause camera malfunctions these days. Trust me on that one.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   21:48:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Lod, 4um (#15)

We somehow cause camera malfunctions these days.

Nah, my heart is as black as Sgt. Barnes. Always has been, it takes a toll. Like I said earlier, I can use use that to my advantage. I look like a total badass now.

My Pam didn't fare so well. The MDs and time destroyed her.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   22:02:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Lod (#15)

Trust me on that one.

I did see an old gal in the line this morning. She was cute as a button, long curly grey hair, slim, in jeans, but with a coat on. She talked to me first even though I didn't have my diaper on. 5'2", no rings, the right color eyes, I'm guessing no problem with gender identity.

She deserved better than me.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   22:09:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Esso (#17)

She deserved better than me.

False.

If she was smiling and talking, she was interested. You should have asked if she'd ever experienced the Full Esso, to get things rolling.

Maybe you'll see her again soon.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   22:27:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Lod (#18)

If she was smiling and talking,

I couldn't see her face between the diaper and the glasses.

You should have asked if she'd ever experienced the Full Esso, to get things rolling.

Gawd, do you feel sorry for my strugglin' lawyer?

Maybe you'll see her again soon.

Doubtful, but she may shop at the Kroger across the street from the BMV. Maybe when I do my next grocery run, I'll go to New Haven rather than Georgetown. Good advice, my friend.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   22:41:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Lod (#18)

Maybe the dream gal will dream about me, as I will her...

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   23:08:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Lod, 4um (#20)

Damn, I really miss womex. I'm a wee bit gun shy of them of late.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   23:19:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Esso (#21)

Women think about theyselves
When menfolk ain't around.

-- Tom T. Hall, from Old dogs, Children, and Watermelon Wine

StraitGate  posted on  2021-04-06   23:29:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: StraitGate (#22)

Women think about theyselves When menfolk ain't around. -- Tom T. Hall, from Old dogs, Children, and Watermelon Wine

I think about womex 24/7 I should grow up.

If I would do that, I'd die. That pic that made me look like Sgt. Barnes was accurate. Cumonmifacequa gave me little wake up call today.

I fucking rule! What, I don't know. Tomorrow is my last known birthday, that's why I had to go see Comeinmyassqueef today.

"When were you born?"

"I don't know."

"Jesus, what kind of childhood did you have?"

"Short."

That's a bit from a Clint Eastwood movie, but my last known birthday is supposed to be tomorrow. I know who I am right this second, I'm just trying to be a nice guy. Apparently everything that I tried to do for the good ol' U s of A was a total fail.

Whatever, like I care.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   23:51:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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