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Title: Concealed Handgun Training Ad in Texas
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Published: Apr 5, 2021
Author: Keller's Riverside Gun Store
Post Date: 2021-04-05 22:14:14 by Lod
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Views: 515
Comments: 23

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#3. To: Lod (#0)

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   6:48:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#3)

If the teleprompter is moved any further, doofus will need binoculars.

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   10:01:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lod, 4um (#6)

I finally managed to get enough docs together to renew my license today. What an Affirmative Action clusterfuck that was. When I got to the BMV in New Haven about 5 minutes before they opened, the line was already about 300' long. It's probably a good thing Shawneequa didn't give me too hard of a time, I've had a pretty good head of steam worked up about the new identity requirements. www.RealID.in.gov

Anyway, I put a couple of friends on notice to make bail if I didn't call them back by noon. Face diapers mandatory in all state buildings now. What a fucking joke. By Gov mandate Apr 2021.

Esso bein' Esso since 1979 (BC) with a SS card dated Mar 2021. A couple of buddies that came to visit last Friday, sure want to know who I was before 1979. Hell, I don't even remember.

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   10:21:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#7)

Permission to carry or to drive? or go to the bathroom?

Maybe having to mask-up was a beneficial thing today...

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   10:53:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Lod (#8)

Permission to carry or to drive? or go to the bathroom?

Drive, fly, buy cars, bank, enter .gov buildings, etc.

I'm sure there's plenty more to come. Trying to get what they wanted together took over a month. I don't bother with a carry permit anymore. Something about a 2nd something-or-other covers that.

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   11:09:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#9)

Something about a 2nd something-or-other covers that.

I've never wanted anything other than that.

About three years after driving without benefit of a DL, my online truck registration rolled in, and after completing all that there was a "Would you like to re-new your DL?

So I did, way too easy, for a change.

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   12:44:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Lod (#10) (Edited)

Jesus Loddy, you oughtta see the new picture on my temporary paper license. My God, I'm as grizzled up as Sgt. Barnes (bad guy) in the movie "Platoon." No wonder why everybody (especially cops) is so afraid of me. I can probably use that to my advantage locally if I set my mind to it, if I cared.

Hell, I belong on a Portland or Seattle most wanted poster. The mirrors in my house must be defective or I'm a vampire.

(Edit) My eyes are OK according to the state and Notaqueef. Must be the old mirrors in the storage unit I live in.

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   15:14:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Esso (#12)

No. We somehow cause camera malfunctions these days. Trust me on that one.

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   21:48:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Lod (#15)

Trust me on that one.

I did see an old gal in the line this morning. She was cute as a button, long curly grey hair, slim, in jeans, but with a coat on. She talked to me first even though I didn't have my diaper on. 5'2", no rings, the right color eyes, I'm guessing no problem with gender identity.

She deserved better than me.

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   22:09:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Esso (#17)

She deserved better than me.

False.

If she was smiling and talking, she was interested. You should have asked if she'd ever experienced the Full Esso, to get things rolling.

Maybe you'll see her again soon.

Lod  posted on  2021-04-06   22:27:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Lod (#18)

Maybe the dream gal will dream about me, as I will her...

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   23:08:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Lod, 4um (#20)

Damn, I really miss womex. I'm a wee bit gun shy of them of late.

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   23:19:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Esso (#21)

Women think about theyselves
When menfolk ain't around.

-- Tom T. Hall, from Old dogs, Children, and Watermelon Wine

StraitGate  posted on  2021-04-06   23:29:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: StraitGate (#22)

Women think about theyselves When menfolk ain't around. -- Tom T. Hall, from Old dogs, Children, and Watermelon Wine

I think about womex 24/7 I should grow up.

If I would do that, I'd die. That pic that made me look like Sgt. Barnes was accurate. Cumonmifacequa gave me little wake up call today.

I fucking rule! What, I don't know. Tomorrow is my last known birthday, that's why I had to go see Comeinmyassqueef today.

"When were you born?"

"I don't know."

"Jesus, what kind of childhood did you have?"

"Short."

That's a bit from a Clint Eastwood movie, but my last known birthday is supposed to be tomorrow. I know who I am right this second, I'm just trying to be a nice guy. Apparently everything that I tried to do for the good ol' U s of A was a total fail.

Whatever, like I care.

Esso  posted on  2021-04-06   23:51:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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