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Title: The Weirdest News Story You'll See Today
Source: EweToob
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WzNUQH79EI
Published: May 3, 2021
Author: John Talks
Post Date: 2021-05-03 04:59:02 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 50
Comments: 4


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Jesus, Vlad Putin is gonna die of a hernia from laughing at this former country.

Or is it a himnia or a xeinia? I think I'm going to die from dehydration from crying.

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#1. To: All (#0)

I was bitten by a stripper in Poland. I don't remember if it was before or after the wall came down, though. Might've even been after the USSR fell, but doubtful. I'm sure my handler Pam was a bit nonplussed.

Don't ever call her Pamela, that really set her off the deep end for some reason.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-05-03   5:06:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: All (#1) (Edited)

Goddamn, I'm, I'm proud to see our military standing tall in the eyes of the World.

My chest is so swollen up with pride, I think I'm going to pop. Either that, or I'm having a heart attack.

(Edit) I don't know how things work in Bidet's new LGBTQIA+ .mil, but in my day, retaliatory action usually wasn't taken unless the 'biting victim' was a bird Colonel or above.

(Edit2) What's some Army puke Major doing in a commie country anyway? Are the Polloks on our side now? Damn, I've missed so much.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-05-03   5:12:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Christine, 4um (#2) (Edited)

I can't help myself...

(Edit) I want to be on the record that I'm appalled, utterly appalled by the lack of face diapers in that video.

That's just Goddamned unUhmerrkan.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-05-03   5:45:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: All (#3)

I'm sorry. Clean your ears out a little...

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-05-03   6:17:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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