Title: The Weirdest News Story You'll See Today Source:
EweToob URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WzNUQH79EI Published:May 3, 2021 Author:John Talks Post Date:2021-05-03 04:59:02 by Esso Keywords:None Views:171 Comments:4
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Jesus, Vlad Putin is gonna die of a hernia from laughing at this former country.
Or is it a himnia or a xeinia? I think I'm going to die from dehydration from crying.
I was bitten by a stripper in Poland. I don't remember if it was before or after the wall came down, though. Might've even been after the USSR fell, but doubtful. I'm sure my handler Pam was a bit nonplussed.
Don't ever call her Pamela, that really set her off the deep end for some reason.
Goddamn, I'm, I'm proud to see our military standing tall in the eyes of the World.
My chest is so swollen up with pride, I think I'm going to pop. Either that, or I'm having a heart attack.
(Edit) I don't know how things work in Bidet's new LGBTQIA+ .mil, but in my day, retaliatory action usually wasn't taken unless the 'biting victim' was a bird Colonel or above.
(Edit2) What's some Army puke Major doing in a commie country anyway? Are the Polloks on our side now? Damn, I've missed so much.