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Title: White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID
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URL Source: https://www.thelibertybeacon.com/wh ... ment-as-black-man-acquires-id/
Published: May 8, 2021
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2021-05-08 01:50:55 by Horse
Keywords: None
Views: 325
Comments: 7

HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired an ID without any assitance from liberals whatsoever.

“It was amazing — he was smart, clean, and articulate enough to walk right in and acquire the ID without consulting us white people at all,” said anti-racist activist Chloe Ryder to reporters. “He walked right in and got the ID, no questions asked. We thought it would be way above his intelligence level because, well. You know what I’m saying, right? Yeah. You know.”

Reporters said they did not know, and Ryder was forced to whisper, “because he’s black and I don’t think he’s capable of doing it!” At publishing time, the liberals were amazed to see he had walked up to a vending machine and purchased a bottle of water all by himself. ********* (TLB) published this article from Babylon Bee, not so much for the ID part of the story, but for the “water bottle” narrative… in hopes it will show Thirsty Lib’s they can get a drink of water without Government Intervention. Visit The Liberty Beacon for other bits of Humor and Satire

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

Clean and articulate, ROFL!!! Hey, poor applicants are just as smart as white ones ;)

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2021-05-08   1:58:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Horse (#0) (Edited)

Black people can't get state ID's, WTF? Call up Biden, he'll put an end to this!

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-05-08   2:07:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

Hey, poor applicants are just as smart as white ones

You don't think poor people are just as smart as white people?

Do you want to buy a 2016 Jeep Renegade for $28,000?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-05-08   2:14:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

"they don't have to understand, they just have to identify with it!" - Bill Cosby

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-05-08   2:24:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Dakmar (#3)

He should've put on a suit and tie and gone into the family business.

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2021-05-08   5:45:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Horse, 4um (#0)

Clean and articulate

Bite-me's description of buckwheat, back when.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-05-08   9:27:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Horse (#0)

I know this is to be funny but it is really stupid, you are just picking on the other side because you cannot find any real thing to pick on

Darkwing  posted on  2021-05-08   9:54:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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