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Title: A car worth waiting 15 years for...
Source: EweToob
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUOLgTexHs
Published: Jun 9, 2021
Author: Trabant
Post Date: 2021-06-09 17:23:08 by Esso
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Views: 71
Comments: 4


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#1. To: Lod, Dakmar, Car Guys (#0)

That is some honest-to-by-God damn fine commie engineering. We should be there by next year.

26 seething HrsPrs in a festering 2-stroke powerhouse. Suck on that capitalist-pig-dogs.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-06-09   18:09:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#1)

Q. How do you double the value of a Trabant?
A. Fill up the tank!

Q. How many workers does it take to build a Trabi?
A. Three, one to cut, one to fold and one to paste.

Q. How do you measure the acceleration of a Trabant?
A. With a diary.

Q. Why do some Trabants have heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm when pushing.

Q. What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Trabant?
A. You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

Q. When does a Trabi reach its top speed?
A. When it's being towed.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-06-10   7:36:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Dakmar (#2)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-06-10   9:25:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: All (#3)

Fun fact #1: You can get high as shit smoking the Duraplast bodywork.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-06-10   9:31:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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