Q. How do you double the value of a Trabant? A. Fill up the tank!
Q. How many workers does it take to build a Trabi? A. Three, one to cut, one to fold and one to paste.
Q. How do you measure the acceleration of a Trabant? A. With a diary.
Q. Why do some Trabants have heated rear windows? A. To keep your hands warm when pushing.
Q. What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Trabant? A. You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
Q. When does a Trabi reach its top speed? A. When it's being towed.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs