Title: A car worth waiting 15 years for... Source:
EweToob URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUOLgTexHs Published:Jun 9, 2021 Author:Trabant Post Date:2021-06-09 17:23:08 by Esso Keywords:None Views:585 Comments:4
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Sprek Deutch? Nein? Hit the CC button for pretty bad translations.
That is some honest-to-by-God damn fine commie engineering. We should be there by next year.
26 seething HrsPrs in a festering 2-stroke powerhouse. Suck on that capitalist-pig-dogs.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner. My Man Godfrey (1936)
Q. How do you double the value of a Trabant? A. Fill up the tank!
Q. How many workers does it take to build a Trabi? A. Three, one to cut, one to fold and one to paste.
Q. How do you measure the acceleration of a Trabant? A. With a diary.
Q. Why do some Trabants have heated rear windows? A. To keep your hands warm when pushing.
Q. What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Trabant? A. You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
Q. When does a Trabi reach its top speed? A. When it's being towed.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner. My Man Godfrey (1936)
Fun fact #1: You can get high as shit smoking the Duraplast bodywork.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner. My Man Godfrey (1936)