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Resistance See other Resistance Articles Title: Jon Stewart Hijacks Colbert Show With Lab-Leak Rant, Liberal Twitter Explodes Comedian Jon Stewart overpowered Stephen Colberts ability to shill on Monday, hijacking the Late Shows return to a live (and fully vaccinated) audience with an epic rant on the COVID-19 lab-leak theory. I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science. Science has, in many ways, helped ease the suffering of this pandemic, which was more than likely caused by science, Stewart said after Colbert asked how he was feeling about the scientific response to COVID-19. Do you mean perhaps theres a chance that this was created in a lab? asked Colbert, adding Theres an investigation. A chance? shot back Stewart kicking the door open. Oh my god, theres a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan, China, what do we do? Oh, you know who we could ask? The Wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. The disease is the same name as the lab. Thats just a little too weird, dont you think? And then they asked those scientists theyre like how did this
so wait a minute, you work at the Wuhan respiratory coronavirus lab. How did this happen? and theyre like mmmm a pangolin kissed a turtle? and youre like no
the name of your lab! If you look at the name! Can I
let me see your business card. Show me your business card. Oh I work at the coronavirus lab in Wuhan. Oh, cause theres a coronavirus loose in Wuhan. How did that happen? Maybe a bat
flew into the Cloaca of a turkey and
then it sneezed into my chili. And now we all have Coronavirus. Stewart landed one final joke as Colbert desperately tried to control the situation; Take part in the ultimate win-win deals on the web by checking out our store now! HOLD IT, HOLD IT! What about this, what about this
listen to this! OH MY GOD, theres been an outbreak of chocolately goodness near Hershey, Pennsylvania. What do you think happened? Oh I dont know, maybe a steam shovel mated with a cocoa bean? Or
its the fucking chocolate factory! Maybe thats it! Stewart screamed. siskin.eth @mns Right now: Jon Stewart on the Covid Lab Leak theory is solid laughs https://twitter.com/i/status/1404665481886195717 Can I say this about scientists? Stewart said after the break. I love them and they do such good work but they are going to kill us all. As noted by pundit Stephen Miller, Liberal Twitter is not happy. Jonathan Goldsbie @goldsbie On the first Late Show back with a full audience, Jon Stewart dives intensely down the COVID lab-leak rabbit hole, rebuffing Colberts repeated efforts to save him from himself. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
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