Seriously though. Today some sheep asked me if I had gotten the shot since I wasn’t wearing a mask. I told them that I spent a full hour with my tongue in a woman’s behind once and never got sick. What chance does Covid-19 have against that sort of immune system really?
The look on her face was priceless. If only I’d had a camera recording our interaction.
I have some t-shirts I am making that say “Ask Me About My Immune System.”
Then when someone does, I get to tell them a story, and… They brought it on themselves.
I bet she would have taken my phone number if I had offered it.