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Title: Saturday Stupid $#!+ Thread.
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Published: Jul 17, 2021
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Post Date: 2021-07-17 13:53:36 by Esso
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#1. To: All (#0)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 14:16:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: All (#1)
They sure are hellbent to try to force that vax on everybody. No ulterior motives there, you betcha!

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 14:47:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: All (#2)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 14:53:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: All (#3)
God ~~Bless~~ Help Texas!

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 15:29:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Esso (#2)
Every democrat is a communist and a traitor to our nation.
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2021-07-17 16:09:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#5)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:11:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#5)
Every democrat is a communist and a traitor to our nation.

Except Joe Manchin. MSNBC has confirmed he is a Martian Invader, brain eating type. Trust your television!
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:17:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: Esso (#6)

or something...
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:18:52 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Dakmar (#8)
or something...

freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=250974
Look at the eyes, that's her. I dated a 15 y/o once. I was 16.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:26:00 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Esso (#9)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:35:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Dakmar (#10)
You had my undivided attention at: 'A Woman Who's Dead Drunk Can...
Damn, I miss Punk.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:41:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Esso (#11)
That Jap girl is cute, don't you think?
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:43:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Esso (#11)

Come see the duck!
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:47:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: Dakmar (#12)
That Jap girl is cute, don't you think?

The one behind Bidet? Yeah, but if she's a Bidet lover, she's more toxic than polonium 210.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:49:52 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: All (#13)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:50:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: Dakmar (#13)
Come see the duck!

You know the old saying, "If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a spy.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:51:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: Esso (#16)

I've got the fear again, Esso.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:54:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: Dakmar (#15)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:55:05 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: Esso (#18)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 16:57:27 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#20. To: Dakmar (#17)
I've got the fear again, Esso.

Take 450mg of Trazadone and call me in the morning.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 16:58:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#21. To: Dakmar (#19) (Edited)
Hunter Thompson, Hunter Bidet, what's the difference?
The Prokofiev(?) music is good.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 17:00:43 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#22. To: Esso (#20)
As your attorney I recommend you marry the 10 year old girl and file a breach of promise lawsuit.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:01:19 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#23. To: Esso (#21)
Hunter Thompson, Hunter Bidet, what's the difference?

Valor? Dignity? The American Dream?
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:02:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#24. To: Dakmar (#22)
As your attorney I recommend you marry the 10 year old girl and file a breach of promise lawsuit.

Yeah, I suppose I should be shopping for a junior lockpick set before I pop the question though...
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 17:08:19 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#25. To: Dakmar (#23)
Valor? Dignity? The American Dream?

Good thing this joint has a limited hangout. Crazy talk like that could kill scores of leftists.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 17:13:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: Esso (#24)
Yeah, I suppose I should be shopping for a junior lockpick set before I pop the question though...

I was all ready to get my little lolita an expensive tortiose shell comb and brush set before I realised the incessant crying was not worth the time, money, or potential incarceration.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:20:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#27. To: Esso (#25)
Good thing this joint has a limited hangout. Crazy talk like that could kill scores of leftists.

That would be awesome!
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:20:56 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#28. To: Dakmar (#26)
...potential incarceration.

How much more incarcerated can we get? Hell is Hell, man!
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 17:30:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#29. To: Dakmar, Esso (#27)
Great read, thanks for the cheer-me-up.
“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2021-07-17 17:39:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#30. To: Lod (#29) (Edited)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2021-07-17 17:49:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#31. To: Dakmar, 4um (#30)
Once again, this isn't satire, but next week's news...
babylonbee.com/news/faceb...to-the-white-house-button

Facebook Introduces New 'Report Post To The White House' Button
MENLO PARK, CA—As part of an attempt to slow the spread of misinformation on its platform, Facebook has introduced a new "report post to the White House" button.
The feature allows you to flag posts for the Biden administration to review for misinformation. Handy for opinions you disagree with, comments critical of the government, and any expressions of freedom or other anti-government sentiments, the button will instantly cause any post to be reviewed by the current administration. Biden staffers can then check whether or not the post violates its standards of truth and flag the user for further monitoring by the government.
"We applaud Facebook, our new fourth branch of government, for taking these steps," said Jen Psaki. "This will go a long way to helping us suppress information we find displeasing."
Those who get flagged multiple times will be candidates for reeducation in Biden's Gulags for Spreaders of Misinformation or a reduced "social credit score."
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 18:49:14 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#32. To: All (#31)
That darn Betty Boop was a hot little hammer...

Dirty Jokes in Classic Cartoons - The Ultimate Compilation

The last one with Porky Pig is classic.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 20:30:13 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#33. To: All (#32)
Chris seems to be pushing the limits a bit...

The Hard Bigotry of High Expectations

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2021-07-17 20:38:22 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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