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Title: More on Joe Bob from the Bee - enjoy
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-t ... el-run-in-less-than-12-parsecs
Published: Jul 30, 2021
Author: BBee
Post Date: 2021-07-30 14:12:55 by Lod
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Esso  posted on  2021-07-30   15:12:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

CDC Still Baffled People Are Paying Attention To Them

ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has once again changed course, recommending that people wear masks indoors, even those who have received the COVID-19 vaccination. Many people have reacted angrily to this decision—greatly confusing the CDC, which is used to being completely ignored.

“This whole pandemic has been bizarre for us,” said CDC spokesman Dexter Park. “Normally, we put out recommendations like only cook a steak well-done and only fry eggs over-hard, and people don’t even pay enough attention to make fun of us, so people acting like what we say during the pandemic matters is really confusing.”

The CDC is a group of bureaucrats used to working a 9-to-5 job of complete pointlessness, making lists of recommendations that are fated to be crumpled up and thrown in a wastepaper basket. Thus, the pandemic turning them into experts whose opinions matter has caught them completely by surprise.

“People keep saying our suggestions on masking are dumb and make no sense,” said CDC regulator Lyle Howell. “But that’s all of our suggestions on everything. We have to keep making recommendations, though, to justify our existence and get a budget. But no one listens to them—not even us. So can’t you all just go back to ignoring us and stop yelling at us? I’m just here until I get my pension.”

babylonbee.com/news/cdc-s...-paying- attention-to-them

Esso  posted on  2021-07-30   15:29:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I probably shouldn't pick on people less fortunate than me...

Esso  posted on  2021-07-30   15:44:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Good toss, Sister. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-07-30   18:06:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Pitiful bastard.

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-07-30   23:54:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Holy Mary! way to paint the ouside corner!

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-07-30   23:58:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Tanner was Cartman when Cartman wasn't cool :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-07-31   0:02:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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