Somebody threatened me with a puppy. I took on lost humans instead. If you're gonna go, go all the way...
I've lost all my friends to covi vax and old age, the only thing I've got left is a 46 y/o bald guy and his 10 y/o daughter that is smart as a whip. She gave me some schooling in eye color genetics and the number of moons on Pluto, which she knows is a non-planet now.
I'm all in for the pair. I ain't gonna take anything where I'm goin'.