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Title: The new "Will Rogers" !
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Published: Aug 7, 2021
Author: John Kennedy
Post Date: 2021-08-07 21:37:29 by Ada
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Views: 536
Comments: 4

>> >> >> John Kennedy (R) Senator Louisiana has quite a sense of humor !

Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and has a unique sense of humor.

Comment about Cuomo lecturing us "It is like a frog calling you ugly." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“This election in Ga will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!” – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.” – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress, but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"You can only be young once, but you can always be immature." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Always follow your heart.....but take your brains with you." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’" – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"It must suck to be that dumb." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

***** My Favorite ***** "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Go sell your crazy somewhere else ... we are all stocked up here." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!" – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he “trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"You can get a goat to climb tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots" – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"This is why aliens won't talk to us." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"What planet did you parachute in from?" – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

"Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!” – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

Outstanding post to help wind-down the day, thank you!

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-08-07   21:42:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#1)

It's a shame he's such a "vaccine" nut.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-08-08   10:07:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#2)

Who knows? maybe coon-asses and cajuns are immune to the jabs. I hope.

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2021-08-08   12:31:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Ada (#0)

"I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I told some guy at a concert at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago that if he didn't disappear into the crowd I would stick his head so far up his ass he would be able to see his tonsils.

His eyes glazed over, his girlfriend grabbed his arm and dragged him away. That was the last I seen of him. LOL

There were so many fights in that place it was called the "brawlroom".

As Security, when a fight broke out you had to jump in and break it up. You had to be ready since sometimes a guy might turn on you for breaking up his fight.

You had to be darn tough to work the Aragon. I was street smart also. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-08-08   12:54:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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