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Title: Boss Warns All New Employees He Will Fire Them Immediately If People On Twitter Tell Him To
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Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/boss-wa ... -people-on-twitter-tell-him-to
Published: Sep 28, 2021
Author: satire
Post Date: 2021-09-28 10:04:43 by Ada
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Views: 865
Comments: 7
PALO ALTO, CA—According to sources, Tito Gourdwhack, CEO of WeebyHQ Software Solutions, is a very socially conscious business leader who prides himself on using his wealth and influence to make the world a better place, just like Google and Facebook. For this reason, he is always sure to tell every one of his new employees he will fire them at the drop of a hat if people on Twitter ever want him to. "To be a good and moral person, it's important to always obey what mobs on Twitter say to you," he said to his reflection in the bathroom mirror, which is the only thing he can get to look him in the eyes. "Everyone knows that Twitter people are the greatest voice for truth and decency the world has ever seen, especially when they get together in mobs." Every morning, Gourdwhack goes into the office early to search Twitter for the names of his employees to see if any online moral busybodies want him to fire anyone. "I may be the boss of my company, but Twitter is the boss of me," he said. "I will gladly destroy the lives of anyone who works for me to preserve my image as a good progressive person. If I find out anyone in my office is on the wrong side of history, I fire them on the spot without question. It's just the right thing to do."
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#1. To: Ada (#0)
He can threaten and he can go out of business and without competent employees, he will go out of business.
Funny parody of the insanity running high these days
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group." It's the Bee.
“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken
It's almost impossible to tell anymore. About got me too. Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. Come'on, man. “ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken
That's what brought me back to my senses. Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. For the greater good. If it saves just one life. My pronouns are dumb/stupid/shit Love the bee. ______________________________________ Suspect all media / resist bad propaganda/Learn NLP everyday everyway ;) If you don't control your mind someone else will.
#2. To: Ada (#0)
-Alex Kurtagic 
#3. To: DWornock (#1)
#4. To: Lod (#3)
It's the Bee.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#5. To: Esso (#4)
Tito Gourdwhack?
#6. To: Lod (#5)
Tito Gourdwhack?
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#7. To: Ada (#0)
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