Well she is a little thick around the middle but still, cute enough to get my attention
Alrighty then. This is the Captain speaking. My name is Brandon, and we'll be flying straight into every liberal's worst nightmare in a craft not certified for use in American airspace. My weather finger, which is inserted in some senile old guy's butt, tells me it might be a bumpy ride today. So, let's strap it on and thank you for flying Air America!