Good morning everybody! Cap'n Brandon here, and I'll be your pilot today. We'll be flying in an FJB Liberal Bomber, of course not sanctioned to be flying in US airspace, but that's how we roll nowadays. My weather finger tells me we should have a smooth flight today because Tornado Potato is confined to the Delaware area and is weakening, a weak Friday night news dump front has passed over the nation last night.
I see we already have had a triple-masked Karen pre-board about an hour ago, but I don't think she'll give us much trouble though. Keep the Tums handy regardless, you never know. Let's strap this bird on and good hunting. Thank you for flying Air America, Cap'n Brandon out!