Title: Ingraham: Americans will be forced to tailor their dreams to this new normal Source:
Fox News URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ax2GEItno Published:Oct 26, 2021 Author:Laura Ingraham/Fox News Post Date:2021-10-26 08:15:19 by Esso Keywords:None Views:51 Comments:1
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Babylon Bee Bump! The gentle healing powers of time had erased my memories of the great philosopher Jimmuh until Laura took me for a little stroll down memory lane.
Cap'n Brandon here. I apparently dozed off after my "early morning flight", as WH spox, Jen Peesaki would call it. I was dreaming I was back in college, sporting some spiffy grey dress pants, a fresh, starched dress shirt and tie. I was trying to find a bathroom, but they were all transgender and broken. Then I heard some gal say, "How about a little come suck before I go home?"
That woke me up. There was some congressional hearing or something running on EweToob. So I went and peed.
Haven't received a flight plan or mission profile yet, maybe I'll get the day off. Last Tuesday was really slow. Here's what I know: Potato- in-Chief is supposed to travel to Pentagon City, VA to campaign for supreme dirtball Terry Mcauliff, and that's about it so far.
Respectively submitted, the most popular pilot at Air America, Cap'n Brandon. LET'S GO BRANDON!
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner. My Man Godfrey (1936)