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Title: Quiz time 4UM - Are These SEX TOYS or are they BABY TOYS????
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URL Source: http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/quiz1/
Published: May 6, 2006
Author: some weirdo
Post Date: 2006-05-06 18:30:24 by tom007
Keywords: None
Views: 350
Comments: 63
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/quiz1/ Did you pass??
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#17. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#13)
Pretty smart, that tactic.
You have scored: 9 out of 15 Pretty Good. You still need to spend more time at the local bookstore.
Maybe the sense of the counsel I got back was, "your answers show that you have scored...but they also show it didn't do you a damn bit of good....maybe you need to read up on it then, egghead...." ;)
"Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence." ---General Jack D. Ripper
You have scored: 15 out of 15 You're as queer as a three-dollar bill and/or a White House staff member. Total pervert.
"Our finely crafted, authentic Ben Wa balls will be sure to stimulate all your vital nerve endings in your palm. Exercise some hand muscles you never knew you had. You can use these to help relieve stress when you are paying the bills, meditating or just plain watching TV. The natural movement created by the duality of these balls applies a continuous, flowing movement over acu-pressure points that directly control the levels of relaxation in your brain. Be moved, let the good times roll and most of all, live well. You can have this satisfying and stimulating experience in your own hands today. Order now!" PALM?!?!?
"I aim to misbehave" -- Mal Reynolds, Firefly
Well it may come in handy in the future.. ;) .. You'll have to bone up on that ya know .. get your reading list together and all that.. ;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
These are demonstrably Schedule F Sexual Paraphenalia under Public Law 7666, Subsection B. Please empty your pockets and put your hands on the hood.
Exactly. Show me the stainless steel.
ya wanna see "royals?" show 'em, fun and happy ones. :P
LOL!! ;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
http://www.student.kun.nl/t.c.h.vandenbroek/chronology.mp3 ornette coleman rocks
Show'em what?
Now my avatar has gone crazy again.
Some years ago my boyfriend came by with his friend. I happened to have some earplugs sitting around, and later my boyfriend told me his friend asked what those things were, and boyfriend said they are a type of sex toy. I could've killed him! He could be a wise guy at times.
Youre 'bigger' in the post above ..;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
That's quite a set for a littly fellow. Is there a part missing, or is it me?
gasp!
I wonder why these students were given butt plugs? I think I'll do a search to find out exactly what is the deal with butt plugs, this is the first I've ever heard of that!
Uh...what.... oh nevermind.
Holy Cow! Now I'm worried as I got one point more than YOU!!!!!
Now that should be an interesting Google search Diana.. report back okay? ;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
I won't tell you what my score was but I was told to stay out of the bedroom AND the nursery! it would help if they showed a bit more of the pics - hell - they all looked like baby toys to me - except the c*ck ring
You scored the same as me!
So how did you guys use the ear plugs? Or is that too personal?
me too
Has anyone said you suck? You are the GREATEST fucked-upped poser of unsubstantiated shit since Todd Benden Fahey.
Ha Ha Ha Ha I used them because I had noisy neighbors who kept me awake at times, so I bought some earplugs so I wouldn't hear them and then could fall asleep.
Oh. A lot of people use them for butt plugs. That's why I asked.
They weren't given them. It was just part of the curriculum to teach kids about them, and how to take care of them. Like grade school kids should know about them. Hell, I'd never heard of them until I was in my 30's!
"I aim to misbehave" -- Mal Reynolds, Firefly
Sonofabitch! I just HAD to look up "royal balls" on Google. They're the same thing as ben-wa balls. Those I don't have a problem with; they've been around for thousands of years. Uh...what.... oh nevermind. I didn't know what ben-wa balls were, either, until I was reading a novel about Japan or China. When it was explained, I thought, well, that's no big deal.
"I aim to misbehave" -- Mal Reynolds, Firefly
Why should kids be learning about butt plugs? I wonder who decides these things? Schools teach some very strange things to children these days! Maybe butt plugs are a homo thing and as we all know, homo sensitivity training is done in public schools now (also at many companies), maybe it's part of that curriculum, would be my guess anyway...
You didnt do a google search? ;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
Schools teach some very strange things to children these days! Maybe butt plugs are a homo thing and as we all know, homo sensitivity training is done in public schools now (also at many companies), maybe it's part of that curriculum, would be my guess anyway... It is a homo thing, and I guess the reason it was taught to kids (but not anymore), is because it was New York City. I'd hate to think what they tried to teach them in San Francisco!
"I aim to misbehave" -- Mal Reynolds, Firefly
Holy Cow! Now I'm worried as I got one point more than YOU!!!!! Diana, you just need to get in touch with your inner...uh...precocious child... ;)
"Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence." ---General Jack D. Ripper
Sure, they belong to either Prince Charles or Princess Camilla depending on who's driving that night.
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
Camilla all the way
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. – George Washington "If the president made us go to war with Iraq, why doesn't he go over there and fight the war?" Christian May [6th grader] LOL!!
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
You fail. Stay out of the bedroom. Not to mention the nursery. Don't feel bad...my wife and I took this together, and only scored a '3'. In our defense; we don't own any toys nor do we have any children. We don't live in Alabama, either. :-P
Sure, they belong to either Prince Charles or Princess Camilla depending on who's driving that night. Charles is merely the "royal tampon," mehitable.
"Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence." ---General Jack D. Ripper
You don't believe people use ear plugs for butt plugs? What do you use?
I mean besides your finger.
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestI just called them all "sex toys." Here's what I got back:
#18. To: tom007 (#0)
“Baths, piazzas, and sumptuous feasts were called by the ignorant people civilization. They were in reality the elements of slavery.”
-- Tacitus
#19. To: Zipporah (#16)
#20. To: tom007 (#0)
Did you pass??
#21. To: lodwick (#14)
Then why the hell didn't they call them by their proper name?
#22. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#19)
Maybe the sense of the counsel I got back was, "your answers show that you have scored...but they also show it didn't do you a damn bit of good....maybe you need to read up on it then, egghead...." ;)
#23. To: YertleTurtle (#21)
#24. To: YertleTurtle (#21)
PALM?!?!?
#25. To: YertleTurtle, Fun and Happy Balls (#11)
#26. To: christine (#25)
ya wanna see "royals?" show 'em, fun and happy ones. :P
#27. To: randge (#23)
#28. To: christine (#25)
ya wanna see "royals?" show 'em, fun and happy ones. :P
#29. To: All (#28)
#30. To: tom007 (#4)
As for the other, I really don't know, and in this case, I'll consider ignorence bliss.
#31. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#29)
#32. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#29)
#33. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#28)
#34. To: YertleTurtle, tom007 (#8)
I had never heard of a butt plug until about 15 years ago, when I read an article about the New York City school superintendant, who had been a heroin addict. Part of the curriculum for students were instructions on how to take care of their butt plugs.
#35. To: YertleTurtle, christine, tom007, Zipporah (#11)
Sonofabitch! I just HAD to look up "royal balls" on Google. They're the same thing as ben-wa balls. Those I don't have a problem with; they've been around for thousands of years.
#36. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#13)
You have scored: 8 out of 15
#37. To: Diana (#34)
I think I'll do a search to find out exactly what is the deal with butt plugs, this is the first I've ever heard of that!
#38. To: christine (#33)
#39. To: Tauzero (#18)
You have scored: 9 out of 15
#40. To: Diana (#30)
I happened to have some earplugs sitting around, and later my boyfriend told me his friend asked what those things were, and boyfriend said they are a type of sex toy.
#41. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#38)
it would help if they showed a bit more of the pics - hell - they all looked like baby toys to me
#42. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#40)
#43. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#40)
So how did you guys use the ear plugs? Or is that too personal?
#44. To: Diana (#43)
#45. To: Diana (#34)
I wonder why these students were given butt plugs?
#46. To: Diana (#35)
#47. To: YertleTurtle (#45)
#48. To: Diana (#47)
#49. To: Diana (#47)
Why should kids be learning about butt plugs? I wonder who decides these things?
#50. To: Diana (#36)
You have scored: 8 out of 15
#51. To: lodwick (#12)
Does ANYONE on this forum have knowlege of the infamous "royal balls?"
#52. To: mehitable (#51)
Camilla
#53. To: mehitable (#51)
Sure, they belong to either Prince Charles or Princess Camilla depending on who's driving that night.
#54. To: lodwick (#3)
You have scored: 4 out of 15
#55. To: mehitable, Zipporah, robin (#51)
Does ANYONE on this forum have knowlege of the infamous "royal balls?"
#56. To: buckeroo (#42)
Has anyone said you suck? You are the GREATEST fucked-upped poser of unsubstantiated shit since Todd Benden Fahey.
#57. To: buckeroo (#56)
You don't believe people use ear plugs for butt plugs? What do you use?
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