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Title: Quiz time 4UM - Are These SEX TOYS or are they BABY TOYS????
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URL Source: http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/quiz1/
Published: May 6, 2006
Author: some weirdo
Post Date: 2006-05-06 18:30:24 by tom007
Keywords: None
Views: 411
Comments: 63
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/quiz1/ Did you pass??
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
What do you consider passing ?? :P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
GROSS!!!! What is a butt plug and what are royal balls? What do people do with those things??
You have scored: 4 out of 15 You fail. Stay out of the bedroom. Not to mention the nursery.
I'd guess it's kinda like an "airsick bag" provided by the airlines for emergency use. As for the other, I really don't know, and in this case, I'll consider ignorence bliss. If you took the "test" you passed something.
OMG - they scored you, er, I mean they checked you out, O I mean they,Ahh never mind
What is a butt plug and what are royal balls? What do people do with those things?? ~AHEM.. well.. hmm how to say this.. people uh.. maybe I should just give you a link??? ROFL!!!!
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
As for the other, I really don't know, and in this case, I'll consider ignorence bliss. If you took the "test" you passed something. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I passed GO?? LOL!!!!!
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
I had never heard of a butt plug until about 15 years ago, when I read an article about the New York City school superintendant, who had been a heroin addict. Part of the curriculum for students were instructions on how to take care of their butt plugs. Of course, he was fired, and thank God for that. Having said that, goddamn him for introducing the concept to me. I don't have a clue what royal balls are. I don't want to know, either.
"I aim to misbehave" -- Mal Reynolds, Firefly
6 out of 15...You fail. who needs fake toys when ya got real ones to play with? :P
lol
Sonofabitch! I just HAD to look up "royal balls" on Google. They're the same thing as ben-wa balls. Those I don't have a problem with; they've been around for thousands of years.
"I aim to misbehave" -- Mal Reynolds, Firefly
Does ANYONE on this forum have knowlege of the infamous "royal balls?" I thought that I knew about "things," but evidently, I don't know all that much.
I just called them all "sex toys." Here's what I got back: You have scored: 8 out of 15 Pretty Good. You still need to spend more time at the local bookstore. You'd think you'd be admonished to spend more time in the bedroom having kinky sex...
"Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence." ---General Jack D. Ripper
Pisses me off, and they didn't even look like decent balls in the stupid pic. Prolly those cheap, knock-off, made in China, balls.
I thought that I knew about "things," but evidently, I don't know all that much. Well maybe some people do but they're not tellin' ;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
LOL!
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
Pretty smart, that tactic.
You have scored: 9 out of 15 Pretty Good. You still need to spend more time at the local bookstore.
Maybe the sense of the counsel I got back was, "your answers show that you have scored...but they also show it didn't do you a damn bit of good....maybe you need to read up on it then, egghead...." ;)
"Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence." ---General Jack D. Ripper
You have scored: 15 out of 15 You're as queer as a three-dollar bill and/or a White House staff member. Total pervert.
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"I aim to misbehave" -- Mal Reynolds, Firefly
Well it may come in handy in the future.. ;) .. You'll have to bone up on that ya know .. get your reading list together and all that.. ;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
These are demonstrably Schedule F Sexual Paraphenalia under Public Law 7666, Subsection B. Please empty your pockets and put your hands on the hood.
Exactly. Show me the stainless steel.
ya wanna see "royals?" show 'em, fun and happy ones. :P
LOL!! ;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
http://www.student.kun.nl/t.c.h.vandenbroek/chronology.mp3 ornette coleman rocks
Show'em what?
Now my avatar has gone crazy again.
Some years ago my boyfriend came by with his friend. I happened to have some earplugs sitting around, and later my boyfriend told me his friend asked what those things were, and boyfriend said they are a type of sex toy. I could've killed him! He could be a wise guy at times.
Youre 'bigger' in the post above ..;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
That's quite a set for a littly fellow. Is there a part missing, or is it me?
gasp!
I wonder why these students were given butt plugs? I think I'll do a search to find out exactly what is the deal with butt plugs, this is the first I've ever heard of that!
Uh...what.... oh nevermind.
Holy Cow! Now I'm worried as I got one point more than YOU!!!!!
Now that should be an interesting Google search Diana.. report back okay? ;P
"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass
I won't tell you what my score was but I was told to stay out of the bedroom AND the nursery! it would help if they showed a bit more of the pics - hell - they all looked like baby toys to me - except the c*ck ring
You scored the same as me!
So how did you guys use the ear plugs? Or is that too personal?
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#2. To: tom007, Zipporah (#0)
#3. To: tom007. Zipporah. all testees here. (#0)
Perv here - or, maybe just "adventuresome."
#4. To: Diana, zipporah (#2)
What is a butt plug and
#5. To: lodwick (#3)
You fail. Stay out of the bedroom. Not to mention the nursery.
#6. To: Diana (#2)
GROSS!!!!
#7. To: tom007 (#4)
I'd guess it's kinda like an "airsick bag" provided by the airlines for emergency use.
#8. To: Diana (#2)
What is a butt plug and what are royal balls? What do people do with those things??
#9. To: tom007 (#0)
#10. To: YertleTurtle (#8)
Having said that, goddamn him for introducing the concept to me. I don't have a clue what royal balls are. I don't want to know, either.
#11. To: christine (#10)
#12. To: YertleTurtle, christine. everyone (#8)
Having said that, goddamn him for introducing the concept to me. I don't have a clue what royal balls are. I don't want to know, either.
#13. To: tom007 (#0)
Did you pass??
#14. To: YertleTurtle (#11)
Then why the hell didn't they call them by their proper name?
#15. To: lodwick (#12)
Does ANYONE on this forum have knowlege of the infamous "royal balls?"
#16. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#13)
You'd think you'd be admonished to spend more time in the bedroom having kinky sex...
#17. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#13)
I just called them all "sex toys." Here's what I got back:
#18. To: tom007 (#0)
“Baths, piazzas, and sumptuous feasts were called by the ignorant people civilization. They were in reality the elements of slavery.”
-- Tacitus
#19. To: Zipporah (#16)
#20. To: tom007 (#0)
Did you pass??
#21. To: lodwick (#14)
Then why the hell didn't they call them by their proper name?
#22. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#19)
Maybe the sense of the counsel I got back was, "your answers show that you have scored...but they also show it didn't do you a damn bit of good....maybe you need to read up on it then, egghead...." ;)
#23. To: YertleTurtle (#21)
#24. To: YertleTurtle (#21)
PALM?!?!?
#25. To: YertleTurtle, Fun and Happy Balls (#11)
#26. To: christine (#25)
ya wanna see "royals?" show 'em, fun and happy ones. :P
#27. To: randge (#23)
#28. To: christine (#25)
ya wanna see "royals?" show 'em, fun and happy ones. :P
#29. To: All (#28)
#30. To: tom007 (#4)
As for the other, I really don't know, and in this case, I'll consider ignorence bliss.
#31. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#29)
#32. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#29)
#33. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#28)
#34. To: YertleTurtle, tom007 (#8)
I had never heard of a butt plug until about 15 years ago, when I read an article about the New York City school superintendant, who had been a heroin addict. Part of the curriculum for students were instructions on how to take care of their butt plugs.
#35. To: YertleTurtle, christine, tom007, Zipporah (#11)
Sonofabitch! I just HAD to look up "royal balls" on Google. They're the same thing as ben-wa balls. Those I don't have a problem with; they've been around for thousands of years.
#36. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#13)
You have scored: 8 out of 15
#37. To: Diana (#34)
I think I'll do a search to find out exactly what is the deal with butt plugs, this is the first I've ever heard of that!
#38. To: christine (#33)
#39. To: Tauzero (#18)
You have scored: 9 out of 15
#40. To: Diana (#30)
I happened to have some earplugs sitting around, and later my boyfriend told me his friend asked what those things were, and boyfriend said they are a type of sex toy.
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