We were working security at Northwestern University football games in Evanston, Illinois.
We were in the student section in Dyche Stadium. I cut a stinky fart and this girl in the stands was waving her hand in front of her face.
My black partner told me, "Eat some more beans." LOL
Then on one occasion at the Illinois State Highways maintenance yard, I was sitting in the rest room. I farted so loudly the whole place went, "Whoaa!" ROTFLOL