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Title: Biden's Farting Incident
Source: ZedCast
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8OTQ_omwUM
Published: Nov 13, 2021
Author: Tyler Zed
Post Date: 2021-11-13 12:26:13 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 539
Comments: 29

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#1. To: Esso (#0)

Farting Incident

We were working security at Northwestern University football games in Evanston, Illinois.

We were in the student section in Dyche Stadium. I cut a stinky fart and this girl in the stands was waving her hand in front of her face.

My black partner told me, "Eat some more beans." LOL

Then on one occasion at the Illinois State Highways maintenance yard, I was sitting in the rest room. I farted so loudly the whole place went, "Whoaa!" ROTFLOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-11-13   12:59:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: BTP Holdings (#1)

We heard that up in Michigan.

Folks are still talking about it.

randge  posted on  2021-11-13   14:08:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#0)

Biden passed gas, big frelling deal. We all do it.

Darkwing  posted on  2021-11-13   14:43:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Darkwing, 4um (#3)

It is a big "frelling" deal when the president of this country doesn't have control of his bodily functions or any mental capacity left, dumbass.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-11-13   15:09:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Darkwing (#3)

It's a big frelling deal alright.

When President Jackass audibly sharts his drawers like a drunken sailor in a public gathering in the presence of other public figures, particularly on foreign soil somewhere, it's a goddamned big deal.

It for sure does not reflect favorably on his country. No one has represented this country as poorly as has Pedo Joe.

randge  posted on  2021-11-13   15:11:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: randge, 4um (#5)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-11-13   15:14:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Esso (#6)

I had to stop at "She put on a French accent while talking to French scientists."

I hit the button right there because I know that I would soon be subjected to material so stupid that I wouldn't be able to unhear it.

I may do something desperate. Don't do drugs, but soon may start.

randge  posted on  2021-11-13   15:24:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: All (#6)

China made a 'mockery' out of John Kerry and Joe Biden at COP26

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-11-13   15:24:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: randge, 4um (#7)

I hit the button right there because I know that I would soon be subjected to material so stupid that I wouldn't be able to unhear it.

They didn't play it. It's too brutal.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-11-13   15:26:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#6)

pffft. swoofp, swooosh, pfffflpt

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   15:28:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: All (#9)

" YOU ARE UNFIT TO RULE" WATCH SEN.TED CRUZ SLAMS JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARIS ON LIVE TV

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-11-13   15:30:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: randge (#7)

I had to stop at "She put on a French accent while talking to French scientists."

Bathroom windows are outrageously expensive nowadays. That's why I quit the police department...

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   15:34:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#9)

Hunting...rifle. Huntingfg.Rifle...Hunitingrifle

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   15:38:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Dakmar (#13)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-11-13   15:42:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Dakmar (#13)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2021-11-13   15:54:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Esso (#15)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   15:55:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Esso (#15)

I'm ok, ya'll need to get right with Jesus!

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:09:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Esso (#15)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:11:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Esso (#15)

She didn't even hear her baby call.....

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:13:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Esso (#19)

I'm worried, Esso, how long we got before Ukraine invade Ohio Valley?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:19:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: randge (#7)

Don't do drugs

When I lived in Chicago in late 70s, this guy in the hood was selling LSD to 13 and 14 y/o kids.

I told him, "If you don't stop doing that I will give you to the cops myself." He stopped since he knew I meant what I said. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2021-11-13   16:24:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: BTP Holdings (#21)

I am the walrus :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:30:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Dakmar (#19)

randge  posted on  2021-11-13   16:32:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: BTP Holdings (#21)

Do you know where I can get some LSD?

randge  posted on  2021-11-13   16:34:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#22)

Shit, BTP, get Tommy Shaw on the phone, gather up like $600 and a couple motel room rentals, we owe it to humanity to put an end to Styx.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:35:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: randge (#24)

Do you know where I can get some LSD?

Seattle. :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:35:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: randge (#23)

A Frog goes into a bank...

And becomes king...?

Heard that before...is there a prize?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:43:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Dakmar (#26)

tHank you


randge  posted on  2021-11-13   16:43:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: randge (#28)

Send me $20 mail order, I will gather up a crowd to annoint you!

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2021-11-13   16:52:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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