Cap'n Brandon here, we've got a busy flight schedule today. The Crowder Squadron will be heading to Kenosha, WI via the YouTube and Rumble routes at approximately 1030 EST, 1530 Zulu, you can directly monitor their progress. The WI National Guard is on hot standby for the results Rittenhouse trial. Jury deliberations should take about three seconds after the final summations and jury instructions. Intel out of DC is indicating increased friction between the West Wing and The Kameltoe's staff of incompetent losers. The fighting is vicious between the opposing communist forces.
Departure, this is Whiskey Yankee Cobra one waiting for instructions.
Let's strap this thing on and see where it takes us today. This is Cap'n Brandon, and thank you for flying Air America.