I'm conflicted. I find pizza from outside of New York more disgusting than the "bathroom incident" Joe Biden allegedly left at the Vatican. However, I am LwC Senior F*ck Joe Biden Correspondent. It's my duty to inform you that there's a new FJB Pizza. Even though it's from a pizza place in Florida run by people from New Jersey. The FJB pie started with owner Phil Solorzano's anger over how much the cost of doing business, both in more expensive ingredients and other items not being available. Solorzano puts the blame on Biden, as does any American with eyes who knows how to math. The FJB pie was born. It's a pepperoni pizza. Only with the pepperoni spelling out FJB.
"Joe Biden. The 'F' you can fill in the blank yourself."
Solorzano adds: "I'm not trying to be cocky. We have a very good product and we know what we're doing. We have outstanding loyal customers that love our product. They might not agree with our politics or some of the stupid things I post on Facebook and that's okay."
As for the humorless haters and losers calling for boycotts, Solorzano says bring it on. It would be the 500th time someone said they were boycotting, and it only brings the pizza place more business.
I get some criticism bout the "F" in question when there are kids eating there. The solution? A kiddie menu with an "LGB" mini-pie. Kids sure do love chanting "Let's Go Brandon" lately.