Title: Space Force General: US "Not As Advanced" As China Or Russia With Hypersonic Missiles Source:
[None] URL Source:https://www.zerohedge.com/geopoliti ... -or-russia-hypersonic-missiles Published:Nov 22, 2021 Author:Tyler Durden Post Date:2021-11-22 02:42:03 by Horse Keywords:None Views:303 Comments:16
Admission comes days after another successful Russian Zircon hypersonic test in the Arctic...
They were building a new bridge over the interstate here near the hospital. They found some arrowheads and were thinking it might be an Indian burial ground. It turned out those were just some stray artifacts. Whew! ;)
I'm gonna tell you a little story about arrowheads...
My lawn guy is a short fellah. Probably about 5'4" the height of my ex- wife. I had this old funky apple tree near the West side of my fence. Johnny Appleseed probably planted the damn thing. His daughter that I call the squirt, 11 y/o is pretty short too, being 11 and all that. She has brown eyes, mine are supposedly hazel and change color depending on my mood between green and black. Well, Sling Blade's eyes are blue, as is his father's and mother's and his two siblings.
Well, get this, a couple Thursdays ago the transmission went out in his 4WD van that he tows his toy hauler with to do his DJ gig and he needed a truck to do it with to feed himself and the squirt with and stuff.
A few months ago, I gave Sling Blade a matched set of Remington rifles that were me and my wife's. I had my wife's cut down about seven inches overall by a gunsmith on Crescent Avenue so it fit my wife better.
OK, long story short, the gunsmith moved and a friend/coworker of my wife bought the gunsmith's joint and had a problem with the washing machine standpipe in the basement, and my wife, of course, called me into service, for free.
So, I start taking everything out of her kitchen sink cabinets upstairs and this chick comes home just as I'm taking her big-ass bong that was hidden in the back of the cabinet. She freaked out because my wife was her boss and was afraid that she'd get fired, so we fixed that problem, post-haste with a contract to give me me blow jobs at-will for two years.
Well, long story short, the guy from Roto-Rooter couldn't fix the problem, so his wife owed me BJs for another year.
Northside Plumbing came in and fixed the problem somehow, I think they charged money. Dumbasses.
and this chick comes home just as I'm taking her big-ass bong that was hidden in the back of the cabinet. She freaked out because my wife was her boss and was afraid that she'd get fired, so we fixed that problem, post-haste with a contract to give me me blow jobs at-will for two years.
Well, long story short, the guy from Roto-Rooter couldn't fix the problem, so his wife owed me BJs for another year.
ROTFLOL
When we worked the concerts we would mess with the Groupies. These were the people that loved the band but did not have connections to get back stage passes.
First we would tell them, "We might be able to get you back stage."
They would say, "Really?
And then we would tell them, "Yeah. And we might even let you speak into the microphone."