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Title: Not Again: Smollett Claims He Was Assaulted By Two Prison Guards In MAGA Hats
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/not-aga ... two-prison-guards-in-maga-hats
Published: Dec 11, 2021
Author: BabylonBee
Post Date: 2021-12-11 10:57:56 by Ada
Keywords: None
Views: 140
Comments: 1

CHICAGO, IL—Smollett has been detained after his conviction pending his sentencing hearing. But he's already run into trouble, immediately claiming that two prison guards wearing MAGA hats attacked him while shouting "This is MAGA country!"

"I have been assaulted and attacked and I feared for my life," Smollett said in a statement. "I was minding my own business making a license plate for Kamala Harris and they came up to me wearing their red caps of hate. That's when I knew I was in trouble."

According to Smollett, the prison guards pushed him up against the wall and started beating him, telling him to "get out of here" and shouting "this is MAGA country" while repeatedly pummeling him.

"I barely escaped with my life," he said, tears in his eyes.

It was later revealed that the two prison guards were actually two Nigerians and that Jussie isn't in prison yet.

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I'm mad that the Bee didn't predict the PC rewrite of Orwell's '1984'.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

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