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Title: Rob Schneider Predicts What Would Happen if Jesus Came Back Tomorrow
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URL Source: http://www.stationgossip.com/2021/1 ... b-schneider-predicts-what.html
Published: Dec 15, 2021
Author: staff
Post Date: 2021-12-15 12:03:42 by Horse
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Views: 263
Comments: 2

Rob Schneider @RobSchneider

If Jesus came back tomorrow all news about his return would be immediately banned on Twitter and Facebook and a YouTube Fact Checker would put on warning labels and redirect views to the CDC and to Government warnings of global warming.

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

"Jesus came back tomorrow" BIG frelling deal, who gives a rats ass. Just another bible thumper.

Darkwing  posted on  2021-12-15   15:57:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Horse (#0)

probably so but if Jesus came back, I doubt the above would be any kind of impediment.

a couple of scriptures come first to mind...there are others I'm sure.

“I tell you,” He answered, “if they remain silent, the very stones will cry out.”

biblehub.com/luke/19-40.htm

7Behold, He is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Him— even those who pierced Him. And all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of Him. So shall it be! Amen.

biblehub.com/revelation/1-7.htm

"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2021-12-15   18:07:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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