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Title: White House Sends Out Christmas Cards With Heartfelt Message, 'You Will Get Sick And Die This Winter'
Source: Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/white-h ... l-get-sick-and-die-this-winter
Published: Dec 17, 2021
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2021-12-17 15:23:52 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 137
Comments: 1

U.S.—Americans opening their mailboxes were greeted with a wonderful holiday surprise, as the White House had mailed them Christmas cards with the heartwarming message, “You will get sick and die this winter.”

The Christmas cards are part of the Biden Administration’s recent uplifting Christmas messaging campaign, which kicked off when Biden announced with jovial flair, “We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death.”

The hope-filled greeting cards were packaged in a beautiful, glittering gift basket alongside a vaccine-filled syringe and a pack of abortion pills, all nestled in a bed of now-worthless shredded dollar bills.

Sadly, many Americans will never receive the President’s heartfelt message of grief and hopelessness, as the USPS lost most of them.


Poster Comment:

Apparently the Babylon Bee is no longer doing satire, only straight news. Biden actually said those things yesterday.

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