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Resistance See other Resistance Articles Title: Babylon Bee Presents: COVID Christmas Carols You can still find a sliver of Christmas cheer while isolated in your sanitized home, double-masked and quadruple-vaccinated, by listening to some of these COVID-19 Christmas Carols: “I'll Be Vaxxed for Christmas” - A merry, joyful reminder that only the vaxxed are allowed to enjoy Christmas. "It Came Upon A Mandate Clear" - Sing this beautiful carol and remember your first mandate. Precious memories... "Baby, There's COVID Outside" - That's a billion times worse than it being cold outside! "Silent Media" - The Wuhan Virology Lab released a virus upon the world... and the media fell reverently silent. "Do You Fear What I Fear" - If it's not COVID, you're killing Grandma. "What Variant is This?" - Yeah, we lost track too. "Have Yourself A Lonely Little Christmas" - OR ELSE. "God Rest Ye Boosted Gentlemen" - The only gentlemen who have a right to rest are the ones who are boosted. "mRNA In a Manager" - Remember the birth of the savior: mRNA. "Fauci Baby" - As sung by Brian Stelter. "Carol of The Bell's Palsy" - Completely unrelated to the vaccine, Pfizer assures us. "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Wuhan" - Unsurprisingly, this carol is illegal in Wuhan. “Santa Claus Is Staying at Home” - “He sees you defying lockdowns, he knows when you’re not vaxxed, he is not coming anyway, so stay home and wear a mask!” "All I Want For Christmas Is Ivermectin" - A conservative favorite. "Jab to the World" - Who needs "joy" when you got that jab? "Fauci the Vaxman" - Why hasn't he melted away yet? "Ave Moderna" - AAAAAVVVEE MO-DERRRRRR-ERRRRR-NAAAAAA “Have an Omi-Cron-y Christmas” - The hit single of 2021 is raging through the world after its South Africa debut! "Good King Brandon" - Let's go Brandon! "Grandma Got COVID By A Cuomo" - An unsettlingly peppy song. "Variant Both Meek And Mild" - As pretty much all the variants were... “Christmas (Baby Please Stay Home)” - We highly recommend the version recorded by The National Karens Choir. “Mary Did You Know (About the Vaccine Mandate)” - Sometimes a Christian holiday mansplainer is needed to spread the joy of mandates. “Masked Christmas” - This Christmas pop song will have you singing along in your own muffled, sad way. “Sanitize The Halls” - “Fa-la-la-la-la-la wash your hands!” “O Come, O Come, Dr. Fauci” - This old classic choral number sings reverence to our Lord and Savior and director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. Jingle Bells, Biden Smells: Fauci laid an egg! Now sing some carols, and have yourself a safe, socially distanced, vaxxed, masked, remote zoom call little Christmas! Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
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