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National News See other National News Articles Title: The Babylon Bee's Top Predictions For 2022 It's that time of year again—when the infallible prophets at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2022 be better than this year? You decide! Here is a definitive list of things that will happen in 2022: January 1 - USPS will deliver your Christmas package January 6 - Second insurrection attempt canceled January 20 - Pfizer unveils booster shots 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 January 21 - Men break every record ever held by women January 22 - Harvard gender studies professor discovers five new pronouns January 23 - The Babylon Bee discovers a 3rd conservative joke January 25 - Obama releases another memoir January 27 - Mark Zuckerberg finally learns how to smile with his eyes February 1 - WHO runs out of Greek letters for variants and starts naming them after the Muppets February 2 - Jan 6th committee finally catches your Grandma February 26 - China officially annexes United States March 1 - Bill Clinton plants the flag on brand new Epstein Island March 3 - Space Force training exercise accidentally blows up Mars March 10 - Obama releases yet another new memoir March 25 - Meat is outlawed, replaced with delicious bugs instead April 1 - AOC red-pilled after reading an economics book April 19 - Man dressed as woman hailed as first woman to not complain about being cold May 5 - Hollywood studio announces all-female reboot of Ghostbusters: Afterlife May 10 - Firefly renewed for 12 new seasons. Unfortunately, it's written by the writers of the 2nd season of Ted Lasso June 6 - AOC tweets something dumb August 15 - The only child to be named "Brandon" for the entire year is born September 5 - Jen Psaki becomes Ben Psaki October 8 - Obama releases new memoir October 11 - Ted Cruz finally gets to spend a week in Cancun November 17 - Republicans bravely squander control of Congress December 10th - You still can't get your hands on a PS5 December 25 - Christmas will occur on this day December 27 - Obama releases new memoir December 30 - Ghislaine Maxwell's black book leaked, will be released in January December 31 - Jesus returns Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: Ada (#0)
NOT FUNNY, waste of time reading.
That is why I didn't bother about it and skipped to your comment. LOL "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
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