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Title: Nation's Fate Now In The Hands Of 8 Dummies And Clarence Thomas
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Published: Jan 8, 2022
Post Date: 2022-01-08 09:13:07 by Ada
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the Supreme Court heard oral arguments on the legality of OSHA's vaccine requirement, the nation collectively gasped at the realization that our fate is now in the hands of 8 dummies and Clarance Thomas.

"Wow, I had no idea it was this bad. They're all complete idiots," said local HVAC repairman Joe Bob Smith who was standing outside the Supreme Court. "How could that many people in a high position of authority be that uninformed and dumb? It boggles the mind."

According to legal experts, the Constitutional Republic known as America is now being almost entirely held together by the courage and intellect of Supreme Court Justice Clarance Thomas, who needs at least four of the dummies to side with him in order to preserve Constitutional rights in this country.

"I hope he can hold out, but it's not looking good," said Smith. "I mean, how did any of these judges pass middle school? Do they spend every waking hour watching CNN? Do they need to see a doctor? I just don't understand.

Smith was interrupted as a short yellow bus arrived to take Justice Sotomayor home.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

If the SC allows this to happen, this Republic is dead and Martial Law will take over. BTW: they have been wanting this for years, will they get their way?????

Darkwing  posted on  2022-01-08   10:08:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: Ada, 4um (#0)

There it is again, the Bee is reporting straight news.

Smith was interrupted as a short yellow bus arrived to take Justice Sotomayor home.

That's the only satire I can find. It would be a multi-million dollar up armored SUV painted black.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2022-01-08   12:17:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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