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Title: CDC Recommends Being Fully Vaccinated And Also Getting COVID For Strongest Immunity
Source: Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-rec ... g-covid-for-strongest-immunity
Published: Jan 12, 2022
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2022-01-12 20:03:51 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 477
Comments: 4

ATLANTA, GA—In newly updated guidelines, the CDC is now recommending getting fully vaccinated and also getting COVID to achieve the strongest COVID immunity possible.

"To achieve robust immunity, you must be fully vaccinated, then get a booster, then get a second booster, then get a third booster, and then get COVID," said CDC director Rochelle Walensky. "In addition to these things, you must also triple-mask and isolate yourself indoors at all times. And then, maybe get COVID again. If you do all those things, you should be pretty safe."

Experts with the NIH, HHS, WHO, FDA, FBI, CIA, and the Bureau of Indian Affairs all have confirmed the CDC's findings as "infallible and immutable."

"It's important we do everything we can to stop this virus," said Walensky. "Please get COVID as soon as possible so you can be immune."

On the heels of the CDC's announcement, Pfizer is contributing to the fight for immunity with an expensive new service that just sends someone to your door to sneeze in your face.

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#1. To: Esso (#0)

I thought the headline was serious. I wouldn't put it past them.

Pinguinite  posted on  2022-01-12   23:20:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Pinguinite, 4um (#1)

I thought the headline was serious.

It's hard to tell anymore.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2022-01-13   0:10:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: All (#2)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2022-01-13   0:19:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: All (#3)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2022-01-13   0:22:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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