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Title: Stilton Perfume? You Must Be Crackers
Source: London Telegraph
URL Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai ... /news/2006/05/12/ixuknews.html
Published: May 11, 2006
Author: Nigel Bunyan
Post Date: 2006-05-11 21:16:48 by Peetie Wheatstraw
Keywords: None
Views: 70
Comments: 9

The makers of Stilton cheese have launched their own perfume.

Eau de Stilton claims to "recreate the earthy and fruity aroma" of the pungent blue cheese "in an eminently wearable perfume".

Whether British women can be persuaded to forgo their normal fragrances for a cheesy aroma remains to be seen. The perfume, blended by a Manchester-based aromatics company, features a "symphony of natural base notes including yarrow, angelica seed, clary sage and valerian".

It was commissioned by the Stilton Cheesemakers' Association as part of a campaign to persuade more people to eat their product. Nigel White, of the SCA, brushed off suggestions that it might not be the most alluring of scents.

"Blue Stilton cheese has a very distinctive, mellow aroma and our perfumier was able to capture the key essence of that scent and recreate it in what is an unusual but highly wearable perfume," he said.

Shazia Awan, 24, of Manchester, who spent the day wearing Eau de Stilton, reported no ill effects. "I'm in an office with lots of men and nobody's complained."

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#1. To: All, robin, mehitable, Zipporah, christine, Diana, rowdee, fatidic (#0)

"The perfume that makes him think of varicose veins."

Cheesy idea, no? :P

"Expect the government to lie to you."

Peetie Wheatstraw  posted on  2006-05-11   21:18:56 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#0)

i can guarantee you this, i will not be wearing eau de stinky cheese!

christine  posted on  2006-05-11   21:25:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine (#2)

i can guarantee you this, i will not be wearing eau de stinky cheese!

I imagine a woman would only wear this scent if she wanted to be eaten. :P

"Expect the government to lie to you."

Peetie Wheatstraw  posted on  2006-05-11   21:38:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#1)

"The perfume that makes him think of varicose veins."

Cheesy idea, no? :P

UGH.. cheesy sorta like cellulite.. gack.

"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-11   21:48:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#3)

I imagine a woman would only wear this scent if she wanted to be eaten. :P

Hmm ..

"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-11   21:49:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#0)

A cottage industry?

Sorry, nite all.

Thanks for Prohibition and the war against drugs. Thanks for a country where nobody's allowed to mind their own business. Thanks for a nation of finks. Yes, thanks for all the memories-- all right let's see your arms!- William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2006-05-11   21:51:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Zipporah (#5)

I imagine a woman would only wear this scent if she wanted to be eaten. :P

Hmm ..

Yeah, you know: accompanied by a fine red wine, maybe some nuts.... :P

"Expect the government to lie to you."

Peetie Wheatstraw  posted on  2006-05-11   21:55:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#7)

Yeah, you know: accompanied by a fine red wine, maybe some nuts.... :P

:P

"The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion." Frederick Douglass

Zipporah  posted on  2006-05-11   21:57:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#0)

Good grief.......might as well be wearing limberger cheese and calling it Chanel 5!

rowdee  posted on  2006-05-11   23:39:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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