Title: YOU GET OFFENDED YOU LOSE #3 Source:
Zeducation URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aXYaOKBLc Published:Feb 22, 2022 Author:Tyler Zed Post Date:2022-02-22 10:34:57 by Esso Keywords:None Views:59 Comments:2
Just bought me a new truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice- activated.Â
âNelson,â the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, âRicky or Willie?âÂ
âWillieâ he continued, and âOn The Road Againâ flowed from the speakers.Â
Then he said, âRay Charles,â and in an instant âGeorgia On My Mindâ replaced Willie Nelson.Â
I drove away so happy, and for the next few days every time I'd say, âBeethovenâ I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, âBeatlesâ I'd get one of their awesome songs.Â
Well, yesterday, this woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, âCrazy Bitch!âÂ
The radio replied, âHillary, Maxine, Kamala, Warren, Ocasio, or Pelosi?âÂ