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Title: YOU GET OFFENDED YOU LOSE #3
Source: Zeducation
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aXYaOKBLc
Published: Feb 22, 2022
Author: Tyler Zed
Post Date: 2022-02-22 10:34:57 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 144
Comments: 2

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#1. To: All (#0)

Hard to imagine him being divorced.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2022-02-22   12:15:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#1)

“ GOD, I love this truck! ”

Just bought me a new truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice- activated.Â

“Nelson,” the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?”Â

“Willie” he continued, and “On The Road Again” flowed from the speakers.Â

Then he said, “Ray Charles,” and in an instant “Georgia On My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.Â

I drove away so happy, and for the next few days every time I'd say, “Beethoven” I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, “Beatles” I'd get one of their awesome songs.Â

Well, yesterday, this woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, “Crazy Bitch!”Â

The radio replied, “Hillary, Maxine, Kamala, Warren, Ocasio, or Pelosi?”Â

“ GOD, I love this truck!

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2022-02-22   13:25:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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