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Title: Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-w ... ll-deploy-deadly-trans-admiral
Published: Feb 25, 2022
Author: BabylonBee
Post Date: 2022-02-25 08:14:57 by Ada
Keywords: None
Views: 244
Comments: 1

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Russia poised to tear through Eastern Europe with terrifying military power, Biden warned Putin that if he doesn't stop advancing his army, he will be forced to deploy his deadly trans admiral.

"You think I'm joking, Vlad! I ain't messin' around here! You don't want me to use this!" said Biden to Putin in a Zoom call, motioning to a portrait of transgender admiral and Assistant HHS Secretary Admiral Rachel Levine. "This is the deadliest weapon the United States has ever produced, and I won't hesitate to use it on you! Watch out!"

Diversity and inclusion experts speculate the firepower in just one trans admiral is capable of leveling 3 Russian cities to the ground using the incredible destructive power of intersectional identity politics. Foreign policy experts believe Russia is outmatched by America's stunning diversity and inclusion capabilities and will soon be forced to surrender.

Sources say Ukrainian citizens will certainly sleep better tonight knowing the power of diversity is on their side.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

Good call on Sleepy Joe's part, there is nothing in the Geneva Conventions forbidding this.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2022-02-25   8:37:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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